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Magenta8 Sun 04-Jan-26 12:11:49

Only then will I head off home
And sort out my wet hair with a comb
I'll try a new style
With which I'll beguile
Everyone wherever I roam

I'll charm everybody I meet

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Magenta8 Thu 12-Feb-26 19:56:16

Not ready to settle down yet
Want to see the best I can get
When you are a ten
You can date lots of men
Before your ways become too set

I know that my looks will soon fade

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pably15 Thu 12-Feb-26 20:42:01

I know that my looks will soon fade
And I'll end up a grumpy old maid

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TheSunRisesInTheEast Thu 12-Feb-26 20:53:48

If I don't find a man

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hollysteers Fri 13-Feb-26 08:37:20

I know that my looks will soon fade
And I’ll end up a grumpy old maid
If I don’t find a man
All lovers I’ll ban

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MollyNew Fri 13-Feb-26 13:40:16

I know that my looks will soon fade
And I'll end up a grumpy old maid
If I don't find a man
All lovers I'll ban
And I'll sit all alone in the shade

They say beauty is just skin deep

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TheSunRisesInTheEast Fri 13-Feb-26 14:52:49

They say beauty is just skin deep
So don't look in the mirror and weep

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GoldenLady Fri 13-Feb-26 15:56:04

They say beauty is just skin deep
So don't look in the mirror and weep
Just stay friendly and kind

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hollysteers Fri 13-Feb-26 16:42:02

They say beauty is just skin deep
So don’t look in the mirror and weep
Just stay friendly and kind
And improve your mind

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crazyH Fri 13-Feb-26 18:30:28

They say beauty is just skin deep
So don’t look in the mirror and weep
Just stay friendly and kind
And improve your mind
What you sow, so shall you reap

I once tried indoor skydiving

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TheSunRisesInTheEast Fri 13-Feb-26 23:17:46

I once tried indoor skydiving
An activity that is thriving

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hollysteers Fri 13-Feb-26 23:31:49

I once tried indoor skydiving
An activity that is thriving
It’s different, for sure

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friendlygingercat Sat 14-Feb-26 00:07:21

I once tried indoor skydiving
An activity that is thriving
It’s different, for sure
Dont crash to the floor!

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Clawdy Sat 14-Feb-26 08:25:07

I once tried indoor skydiving
An activity that is thriving
It's different for sure
Don't crash to the floor!
Or else you will end up not driving.

I'm off to a church jumble sale

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Mollygo Sat 14-Feb-26 09:05:04

I'm off to a church jumble sale
As I struggle my way through the gale

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crazyH Sat 14-Feb-26 09:52:40

I'm off to a church jumble sale
As I struggle my way through the gale
I need some dentures

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Magenta8 Sat 14-Feb-26 10:42:53

I'm off to a church jumble sale
As I struggles my way through the gale
I need some dentures
For my adventures

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TheSunRisesInTheEast Sat 14-Feb-26 11:45:09

I'm off to a church jumble sale
As I struggle my way through the gale
I need some dentures
For my adventures
Up hill and down dale

I love to walk on the beach

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GoldenLady Sat 14-Feb-26 14:57:21

I love to walk on the beach
And learn all the things it can teach

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hollysteers Sat 14-Feb-26 15:01:42

I love to walk on the beach
And learn all the things it can teach
With rock pools and crabs

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TheSunRisesInTheEast Sun 15-Feb-26 23:05:32

I love to walk on the beach
And learn all the things it can teach
With rock pools and crabs
Shells in dribs and drabs

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crazyH Mon 16-Feb-26 00:32:01

I love to walk on the beach
And learn all the things it can teach
With rock pools and crabs
Shells in dribs and drabs
And pebbles, mottled and peach

Sea water is good for sore skin

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TheSunRisesInTheEast Mon 16-Feb-26 02:13:10

Sea water is good for sore skin
For sunburn or a graze on your shin

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hollysteers Mon 16-Feb-26 10:22:19

Sea water is good for sore skin
For sunburn or a graze on your shin
You’ll feel so renewed

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Magenta8 Mon 16-Feb-26 10:41:37

Sea water is good for sore skin
For sunburn or a graze on your shin
You'll feel so renewed
Lightened in your mood

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henetha Mon 16-Feb-26 12:33:17

Sea water is good for sore skin
For sunburn or a graze on your shin
You'll feel so renewed
Lightened in your mood
Let's throw worries into a bin.

I'd love to marry a millionaire

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