Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

We had to agree a new plan
Which involved a man with a van

We had to agree a new plan
Which involved a man with a van
He'd fetch the new piano

We had to agree a new plan
Which involved a man with a van
He'd fetch the new piano
And I'd sing soprano

We had to agree a new plan
Which involved a man with a van
He'd fetch the new piano
And I'd sing soprano
While planning our trip to Japan

I met an old lady today

I met an old lady today
She was about eighty I’d say

I met an old lady today
She was about eighty I'd say
She was wearing a hat

I met an old lady today
She was about eighty I'd say
She was wearing a hat
And stroking a cat

I met an old lady today
She was about eighty I'd say
She was wearing a hat
And stroking a cat
Looks like she found a lost stray

My crazy neighbours next door

My crazy neighbours next door
Keep pigs, fifteen sows and a boar

My crazy neighbours next door
Keeps pigs, fifteen sows and a boar
They groan and they grunt

My crazy neighbours next door
Keeps pigs, fifteen sows and a boar
They groan and they grunt
They bully the runt

My crazy neighbours next door
Keeps pigs, fifteen sows and a boar
They groan and they grunt
They bully the runt
I really can't stand any more!

I've decided to move somewhere better

I've decided to move somewhere better
Where I can relax and unfetter

I've decided to move somewhere better
Where I can relax and unfetter
A nice little place

I've decided to move somewhere better
Where I can relax and unfetter
A nice little place
With a spiral staircase

I've decided to move somewhere better
Where I can relax and unfetter
A nice little place
With a spiral staircase
And a sprightly, bright red-setter

I’ve had enough of small corgis

I’ve had enough of small corgis
They have been of late rather stalky

I’ve had enough of small corgis
They have been of late rather stalky
My ankles they bite

I've had enough of small corgis
They have been of late rather stalky
My ankles they bite
They yap through the night

I've had enough of small corgis
They have been of late rather stalky
My ankles they bite
They yap through the night
They are truly the grimmest of doggies

Young maidens with long flowing tresses

Young maidens with long flowing tresses
Set forth in their beautiful dresses

Young maidens with long flowing tresses
Set forth in their beautiful dresses
That flow to the ground

Young maidens with long flowing tresses
Set forth in their beautiful dresses
That flow to the ground
To amaze and astound

Young maidens with long flowing tresses
Set forth in their beautiful dresses
That flow to the ground
To amaze and astound
Who are they, we all made our guesses

Well, they were not from around here

Well, they were not from around here,
More likely in the pub drinking beer,