Grandson of New Limerick (Son of New Limerick contd.)

Now that was some tale to be told
Just wait while I let it unfold
Some said He'd killed Mum

Now that was some tale to be told:
Just wait while I let it unfold
That heap of earth, strange...

Now that was some tale to be told
Just wait while I let it unfold
That heap of earth, strange...
Those motels never change

Now that was some tale to be told
Just wait while I let it unfold
That heap of earth, strange...
Those motels never change
This story is leaving me cold.

There once was a lady from Woking

There once was a lady from Woking
Whose rudeness was most provoking

There once was a lady from Woking
Whose rudeness was most provoking
She shouted and swore

There once was a lady from Woking
Whose rudeness was most provoking
She shouted and swore
Shocked me to the core

There once was a lady from Woking
Whose rudeness was most provoking
She shouted and swore
Shocked me to the core
Twas enough to drive me to smoking

I approached her to remonstrate

I approached her to remonstrate
"Your language is simply not great!

I approached her to remonstrate
" Your language is simply not great!
She started to cry

I approached he to remonstrate
"Your language is simply not great!"
She started to cry
Then spat in my eye

I approached her to remonstrate
"Your language is simply not great!"
She started to cry
Then spat in my eye
Which made me, frankly, irate

The old man at the top of the road