LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

Decided not to wait around
Had a feeling he’s gone aground

He told me he’d gone off the track
He had just been given the sack
He went for some tea
And just left poor me
But is he bringing the tea back?

Decided not to wait around

He told me he'd gone off the track
He had just been given the sack
He went home for some tea
And just left poor me

He told me he'd gone off the track
He had just been given the sack
He went for some tea

He told me he'd gone off the track
He had just been given the sack

Shocked, I ran fast as I could
And found myself lost in a wood
It was dark, no moon
Would have been a boon
But there stood a dude in a hood

He told me he'd gone off the track

Shocked, I ran as fast as I could
And found myself lost in a wood
It was dark, no moon
Would have been a boon

Shocked, I ran as fast as I could
And found myself lost in a wood
It was dark, no moon

Shocked, I ran as fast as I could
And found myself lost in a wood

I once saw a strange entity
It sure wasn’t very pretty
Hovered above me
Eyes black and shiny
Phew! An alien deity?

Shocked, I ran as fast as I could

I once saw a strange entity
It sure wasn't very pretty
Hovered above me
Eyes black and shiny

I once saw a strange entity
It sure wasn't very pretty
It hovered above me

I once saw a strange entity
It sure wasn't pretty

It's fun to just read through the posts
From politics to cooking roasts
How to jive and stay alive
And not look a fright
Dress in white to scare off the ghosts

I once saw a strange entity

Gransnetters are clever and bright
Their humour is witty and light
Their brains are alive
like bees in a hive
And they're always here morning till night

It's fun to just read through the posts
From politics to cooking roasts
How to jive and stay alive
And not look a fright

It's fun to read through the posts
From politics to cooking roasts

Gransnetters are clever and bright
Their humour is witty and light
Their brains are alive
like bees in a hive
And they're always here morning till night

It's fun to just read through the posts

Gransnetters are clever and bright
Their humour is witty and light
Their brains are alive
Like bees in a hive

Gransnetters are clever and bright
Their humour is witty and light
Their brains are alive

Gransnetters are clever and bright
Their humour is witty and light

These limericks do task my brain
They keep me from going insane
Try to be clever
It's now or never
If brainpower you wish to retain

Gransnetters are clever and bright

These limericks do task my brain
They keep me from going insane
Try to be clever
It’s now or never

These limericks do task my brain
But they keep me from going insane
Try to be clever

These limericks do task my brain
But they keep me from going insane

It's fun to see what we can rhyme
I don't care if I'm wasting my time
We know we can't scan
Something under a ban
So relax with a gin and lime

These limericks do task my brain