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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

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henetha Tue 27-May-25 10:53:09

Today is Memorial Day
Never heard of it, I must say,
What is it about?

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BrightandBreezy Tue 27-May-25 10:57:42

Today is Memorial Day
Never heard of it, I must say,
What is it about?
Please give it a shout

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crazyH Tue 27-May-25 12:56:12

Today is Memorial Day
Never heard of it, I must say,
What is it about?
Please give it a shout
To the fallen of the USA

The good and the brave we salute

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GoldenLady Tue 27-May-25 15:51:32

The good and the brave we salute
And all in a military suit

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52bright Tue 27-May-25 15:53:27

The good and the brave we salute
And all in a military suit
They all look so smart

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GoldenLady Wed 28-May-25 15:05:49

The good and the brave we salute
And all in a military suit
They all look so smart
That they win every heart

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henetha Thu 29-May-25 12:47:29

The good and the brave we salute
And all in a military suit
They all look so smart,
They win every heart
So I'm raising my champagne flute.

The old man who lives up the hill

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GoldenLady Thu 29-May-25 16:11:11

The old man who lives up the hill
Gives me a frightening chill

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52bright Thu 29-May-25 22:00:03

The old man who lives up the hill
Gives me a frightening chill
It may be his grin

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GoldenLady Fri 30-May-25 14:56:10

The old man who lives up the hill
Gives me a frightening chill
It may be his grin
Reeking of sin

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52bright Fri 30-May-25 23:59:11

The old man who lives up the hill
Gives me a frightening chill
It may be his grin
Reeking of sin
But he's loved by his old friend Jill

There's sure no accounting for taste

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BrightandBreezy Mon 02-Jun-25 01:29:10

There's sure no accounting for taste
She's good and she's kind, what a waste

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Ashcombe Mon 02-Jun-25 06:19:36

There's sure no accounting for taste
She's good and she's kind, what a waste,
With long, wavy locks

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GoldenLady Mon 02-Jun-25 15:14:05

There's sure no accounting for taste
She's good and she's kind, what a waste,
With long, wavy locks
And bright purple socks

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BrightandBreezy Tue 03-Jun-25 01:01:16

There's sure no accounting for taste
She's good and she's kind, what a waste
With long wavy locks
And bright purple socks
Driving at speed and in great haste

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BrightandBreezy Tue 03-Jun-25 01:02:22

She's an excellent nurse they say

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Magenta8 Tue 03-Jun-25 10:32:41

She's an excellent nurse they say
Untrained of course but what the hey

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VB000 Tue 03-Jun-25 10:47:17

She's an excellent nurse they say
Untrained of course but what the hey
Also a nudist

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henetha Tue 03-Jun-25 11:02:41

She's an excellent nurse they say
Untrained of course but what the hey
Also a nudist,
But I'm no prudist,

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GoldenLady Tue 03-Jun-25 15:49:46

She's an excellent nurse they say
Untrained of course but what the hey
Also a nudist,
But I'm no prudist,
I think I'll go visit today

Hello,l Ma'am, I guess you are Jill?

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Magenta8 Tue 03-Jun-25 19:57:25

Hello Ma'am I guess you are Jill
As you may know, my name is Phil

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BrightandBreezy Wed 04-Jun-25 00:39:20

Hello Maam, I guess you are Jill
As you may know, my name is Phil
I'd like to come in

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VB000 Wed 04-Jun-25 09:09:13

Hello Maam, I guess you are Jill
As you may know, my name is Phil
I'd like to come in
To bring you your gin

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henetha Wed 04-Jun-25 10:47:46

Hello Maam, I guess you are Jill
As you may know, my name is Phil
I'd like to come in
To bring you your gin
And maybe a big headache pill.

I'd like to be out on the sea,

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Magenta8 Wed 04-Jun-25 11:08:50

I'd like to be out on the sea
With a nice man sat next to me

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