LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

I'm restless tonight, don't know why
P'rhaps something to do with the sky?
In bed hours, can't sleep

I’m restless tonight, don’t know why
P’raps something to do with the sky?

She's gone now, may God rest her soul,
I still have her pole dancing pole
She sounds like great fun
Like her there was none
To be like her is a great goal

I'm restless tonight, don't know why

She's gone now, may God rest her soul,
I still have her pole dancing pole
She sounds like great fun
Like her there was none

She's gone now, may God rest her soul,
I still have her pole dancing pole
She sounds like great fun

She's gone now, may god rest her soul,
I still have her pole dancing pole

Flamenco is dancing in Spain
Learning to do it can cause pain
I'm more into cha cha
Just like dear old Ma
Who danced it again and again.

She's gone now, may God rest her soul,

Flamenco is dancing in Spain
Learning to do it can cause pain
I'm more into cha cha
Just like dear old Ma

Flamenco is dancing in Spain
Learning to do it can cause pain
I’m more into cha cha

Flamenco is dancing in Spain
Learning to do it can cause pain

I think I'll take up a new class
A French exam I'd like to pass,
Or learn Flamenco,
Wed a matador
Our limericks have lost rhyme and reason!

Flamenco is dancing in Spain

I think I'll take up a new class
A French exam I'd like to pass,
Or learn Flamenco,
Wed a matador

I think I'll take up a new class
A French exam I'd like to pass,
Or learn Flamenco

I think I'll take up a new class
A French exam I'd like to pass

I've reached the age of no return
So weight won't give me much concern
At least I am healthy
But not quite wealthy
So I live and let live and learn

I think I'll take up a new class

I've reached the age of no return
so weight won't give me much concern
At least I am healthy
But not quite wealthy

I've reached the age of no return
so weight won't give me much concern
At least I am healthy

(Just noticed crazyH just before mine so will go with that)

I've reached the age of no return
so weight won't give me much concern

I've tried diets so many times
Rabbit food, no cream, nothing chimes
I'd love to be thinner
But need my dinner
With good wine, not lemon with limes

I really need more self contol

I've tried diets so many times
Rabbit food, no cream, nothing chimes
I'd love to be thinner
But need my dinner
Meat and three veg, those were the times!

I’ve reached the age of no return

I've tried diets so many times
Rabbit food, no cream, nothing chimes
I'd love to be thinner
But need my dinner

I’ve tried diets so many times
Rabbit food, no cream, nothing chimes
I'd love to be thinner

I’ve tried diets so many times
Rabbit food, no cream, nothing chimes

He said yes, but can I trust him?
He looks like he goes to the gym,
His muscles are rippling
No cakes from M. Kipling,
And that's how he stays really slim.

I've tried diets so many times,

He said yes, but can I trust him?
He looks like he goes to the gym,
His muscles are rippling
No cakes from M. Kipling