LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

There's less chocolate on my Jacob's club
But more expensive - there's the rub
Try Kit-kat instead
With your tea in bed

There's less chocolate on my Jacob's club
But more expensive - there's the rub
Try Kit-kat instead

There's less chocolate on my Jacob's club
But more expensive - there's the rub

Those bug eyes, I just can't resist
His flat face waiting to be kissed
Please rub my tummy
I think you're my Mummy
I say No but he just persists

There's less chocolate on my Jacob's club!

Those bug eyes , I just can't resist
His flat face waiting to be kissed
Please rub my tummy
I think you're my Mummy

Those bug eyes , I just can't resist
His flat face waiting to be kissed
Please rub my tummy

Those bug eyes, I just can't resist
His flat face waiting to be kissed

Despite that, I love him to bits
Although he sometimes has fits
He's loyal and funny
Costs lots of money
But all he does, on the carpet, sits 👀

Those bug eyes, I just can’t resist

Despite that, I love him to bits
Although he sometimes has fits
He's loyal and funny
Costs lots of money

Despite that, I love him to bits
Although he sometimes has fits
He's loyal and funny

Sorry, bits and Bits are the same word. Substitution:

Despite that, I love him to bits
Although he sometimes has fits

Despite that, I love him to bits
He loves to eat Kibbles and Bits

The burglar alarm was loud
It brought to the street a large crowd
Dear guard dog slept on
The burglar was gone
I can't say the dog made me proud

Despite that, I love him to bits

The burglar alarm was loud
It brought to the street a large crowd
Dear guard dog slept on
The burglar was gone

The burglar alarm was loud
It brought to the street a large crowd
Dear guard dog slept on

The burglar alarm was so loud
It brought to the street a large crowd

He once let a burglar get in
Squeezed through a window, must have been thin
And my watchdog just sate
On his black and white mat
Didn't bark or bite his shin

The burglar alarm was so loud

He once let a burglar get in
Squeezed through window, must have been thin
And my watchdog just sat
On his black and white mat

He once let a burglar get in
Squeezed through window, must have been thin
And my watchdog just sat

He once let a burglar get in
Squeezed through window, must have been thin

But he's really soft it is true
He won't bark or even say Boo!
He'll give a nasty lick
And make his ears flick
If startled he'll hide in the loo

He once let a burglar get in

But he's really soft it is true
He won't bark or even say Boo!
He’ll give a nasty lick
And make his ears flick

But he's really soft it is true
He won't bark or even say Boo!
He’ll give a nasty lick

But he's really soft it is true
He won't bark or even say Boo!

I woke with a jolt and a start
Possibly I heard our dog fart
The noise was so loud
Th dog looked real proud
He thinks he's a really good guard

But he's really soft it is true