LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

The ducks on the pond are all cold
They must really try to be bold
Make sheltered new nests
Keep out all the pests
They're quite good at that, I am told

A farmer named Ernie once found

The ducks on the pond are all cold
They must really try to be bold
Make sheltered new nests
Keep out all the pests

The ducks on the pond are old cold
They must really try to be bold
Make sheltered new nests

The ducks on the pond are all cold
The must really try to be bold

I need to buy new winter boots
What colour? I don't give two hoots
They must keep my feet dry
Or else I will sigh
And shriek like a couple of coots.

The ducks on the pond are all cold

I need to buy new winter boots
What colour? I don't give tow hoots
They must keep my feet dry
Or else I will sigh

I need to buy new Winter boots
What colour ? I don't give two hoots
They must keep my feet dry

I need to buy new Winter boots
What colour ? I don't give two hoots

Then off for a drive I will go
On country roads high and low
Til I reach a town
With a pub called The Crown
Where the local beers all freely flow

I need to buy new Winter boots

Then off for a drive I will go
On country roads high and low
Till I reach a town
with pub called The Crown

Then off for a drive I will go
On country roads high and low
'Til I reach a town

Then off for a drive I will go
On country roads both high and low

Which is a bit awkward 'tis true
if he starts to ooze, what to do?
I'll mop up the puddle
Get in a muddle
Then count to a hundred and two

Then off for a drive I will go

Which is a bit awkward, 'tis true
If he starts to ooze, what to do?
I'll mop up the puddle
Get in a muddle

Which is a bit awkward, 'tis true
If he starts to ooze, what to do?
I'll mop up the puddle

Which is a bit awkward, 'tis true
If he starts to ooze, what to do?

He messages me now and again
Don't tell or they'll think I'm insane
His name is E.T.
Very fond of me
But he says that he melts in the rain

Which is a bit awkward, 'tis true

He messages me now and again
Don't tell or they'll think I'm insane
His name is E.T.
Very fond of me

He messages me now and again
Don't tell or they'll think I'm insane
His name is E.T.

He messages me now and again
Don't tell or they'll think I'm insane

A star that is light years away
Live aliens or so they say
Little green men
Oops, they're calling again
I'm certain I met one last May.

He messages me now and again

A star that is light years away
Live aliens or so they say
Little green men
Oops, they're calling again

A star that is light years away
Live aliens or so they say
Little green men

A star that is light years away
Live aliens or so they say

My phone has been acting bizarre
I think it fell into some tar
It chirps and it clicks
And messaging sticks
That latest call came from a star!

A star that is light year away