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LIMERICKS (Apr ‘25)

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crazyH Tue 01-Apr-25 17:14:34

I believe spring is finally here
My garden needs a good old clear

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MollyNew Tue 07-Oct-25 14:31:31

We should send politicians away
Listen to what we have to say
So what would we tell them?

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52bright Wed 08-Oct-25 22:22:01

We should send politicians away
Listen to what we have to say
What would we tell them?
Wait, I'll get my pen

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GoldenLady Fri 10-Oct-25 14:38:56

We should send politicians away
Listen to what we have to say
What would we tell them?
Wait, I'll get my pen
Can't wait until election day

There surely will be lots of change

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Magenta8 Fri 10-Oct-25 18:58:12

There surely will be lots of change
I hope the choice is a full range

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MollyNew Sat 11-Oct-25 17:10:16

There surely will be lots of change
I hope the choice is a full range
From Left, Right and Centre

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Jane71 Sat 11-Oct-25 19:38:51

There surely will be lots of change
I hope the choice is a full range
From Left, Right and Centre
With ne'er a dissenter

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65KL Sat 11-Oct-25 23:25:09

There surely will be lots of change
I hope the choice is a full range
From Left,Right and Centre
With never a dissenter
All the same I'm afraid , they strange

Lets all dream of utopia

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GoldenLady Sun 12-Oct-25 02:06:39

Lets all dream of utopia
With goodies in a cornucopia

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Magenta8 Sun 12-Oct-25 16:55:06

Let's all dream of Utopia
With goodies in a cornucopia
No more debt and strife

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MollyNew Sun 12-Oct-25 17:03:21

Let's all dream of Utopia
With goodies in a cornucopia
No more debt and strife
A worry-free life

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65KL Mon 13-Oct-25 19:06:05

Let's all dream of Utopia
With goodies in a cornucopia
No more debt an strife
A worry- free life
And we'll be dancing the hula

That dream ended with a big bump

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MollyNew Wed 15-Oct-25 11:46:36

That dream ended with a big bump
When I woke up with a jump

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crazyH Wed 15-Oct-25 12:16:40

That dream ended with a big bump
When I woke up with a jump
The bed broke in two

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GoldenLady Wed 15-Oct-25 15:09:05

That dream ended with a big bump
When I woke up with a jump
The bed broke in two
Out the window I flew

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Magenta8 Thu 16-Oct-25 09:34:50

That dream ended with a big bump
When I woke up with a jump
The bed broke in two
Out the window I flew
And landed on the rubbish dump

I woke with a jolt and a start

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henetha Thu 16-Oct-25 12:09:29

I woke with a jolt and a start
Possibly I heard our dog fart

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MollyNew Thu 16-Oct-25 17:58:43

I woke with a jolt and a start
Possibly I heard our dog fart
The noise was so loud

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65KL Thu 16-Oct-25 18:20:13

I woke with a jolt and a start
Possibly I heard our dog fart
The noise was so loud
The dog looked real proud

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52bright Thu 16-Oct-25 23:53:52

I woke with a jolt and a start
Possibly I heard our dog fart
The noise was so loud
Th dog looked real proud
He thinks he's a really good guard

But he's really soft it is true

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Magenta8 Fri 17-Oct-25 08:08:57

But he's really soft it is true
He won't bark or even say Boo!

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Sadgrandma Fri 17-Oct-25 08:11:07

But he's really soft it is true
He won't bark or even say Boo!
He’ll give a nasty lick

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henetha Fri 17-Oct-25 10:59:26

But he's really soft it is true
He won't bark or even say Boo!
He’ll give a nasty lick
And make his ears flick

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52bright Fri 17-Oct-25 14:42:27

But he's really soft it is true
He won't bark or even say Boo!
He'll give a nasty lick
And make his ears flick
If startled he'll hide in the loo

He once let a burglar get in

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Crocus5 Fri 17-Oct-25 17:49:03

He once let a burglar get in
Squeezed through window, must have been thin

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GoldenLady Sat 18-Oct-25 15:15:31

He once let a burglar get in
Squeezed through window, must have been thin
And my watchdog just sat

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