Old Spelling, New Spelling

A conventional spelling is modified to consist of words that sound the same as the original syllables they replace, thus

FORTITUDE = FortyChewed
INSPECT = InnsPecked
DIRECT = DyeWrecked
PORCUPINE = PorkYewPine or PorkEwePine or PoorQueuePine
INQUEST = InkWest
CARICATURE = CarryCatEwer
CRUCIAL = CrewShall
CUSTARD = CussTarred
GUILTY = GillTea
HORMONE = WhoreMoan

The revised spelling should contain stand-alone words which, when concatenated, mimic (as closely as possible) the word's usual British English pronunciation.