Limericks 18, Rides again

Then I wake up, dripping with sweat
Couldn't sing in bands for a bet
I’m a falsetto

Then I wake up, dripping with sweat
Couldn't sing in bands for a bet

Once home, I'll lie down on my bed
While sugarplum dreams fill my head
Of joining a band
Making music that's grand
And screaming fans, all wearing red

Then I wake up , dripping with sweat

Once home, I'll lie down on my bed
While sugarplum dreams fill my head
Of joining a band
Making music that's grand

Once home, I'll lie down on my bed
While sugarplum dreams fill my head
Of joining a band

Once home, I'll lie down on my bed
While sugarplum dreams fill my head

'Cos running's a most tiring task

Once home, I'll lie down on my bed

Are you joking ? I hear you ask
No I'll be fine, I'll take a flask
Of piping hot tea
Or some Beaujolais - oui!

Are you joking ? I hear you ask
No I'll be fine, I'll take a flask
Of piping hot tea

Are you joking ? I hear you ask
No I'll be fine, I'll take a flask

A skateboard also sounds like fun
Also tea and a sticky bun
The athletic stuff's fine
But I like to dine
And then perhaps, go for a run

Are you joking ? I hear you ask

A skateboard also sounds like fun
Also tea and a sticky bun
The athletic stuff's fine
But I like to dine

A skateboard also sounds like fun
Also tea and a sticky bun
The athletic stuff's fine

A skateboard also sounds like fun
Also tea and a sticky bun

I think I'll buy a pogo stick
And bounce up and down really quick
That does sound like fun
Wonder how it's done
To master it, there is a trick

A skateboard also sounds like fun

I think I'll buy a pogo stick
And bounce up and down really quick
That does sound like fun
Wonder how it's done

I think I'll buy a pogo stick
And bounce up and down really quick
That does sound like fun

I think I'll buy a pogo stick
And bounce up and down really quick

She is quite a spoilt little pooch
Even has her own little couch
She's not caught a mole
But made a big hole
And then comes to me for a cwtch

I think I’ll buy a pogo stick

She is quite a spoilt little pooch
Even has her own little couch
She's not caught a mole
But made a big hole

She is quite a spoilt little pooch
Even has her own little couch
She's not caught a mole

Even has her own little couch

My dog likes digging up mole hills
She digs fast and deep, just like drills
Her nostril's quite sore
She's blistered her paw
So I’ve dressed her n frock and frills

She is quite a spoilt little pooch

My dog likes digging up mole hills
She digs fast and deep, just like drills
Her nostril's quite sore
She's blistered her paw

My dog likes digging up mole hills
She digs fast and deep, just like drills
Her nostrils quite sore