Limericks 18, Rides again

I'll leave the store with a smile
Not had a new dress for a while
Have a party due next week
So at new stock I will peek
And see if I find one in style

A pumpkin's a strange thing to eat

A pumpkin's a strange thing to eat
Is it savoury or quite sweet?

A pumpkin's a strange thing to eat
Is it savoury or quite sweet?
Its so juicy and tangy

A pumpkin's a strange thing to eat
Is it savoury or quite sweet?
Its so juicy and tangy
Much liked by Maggie

A pumpkin's a strange thing to eat
Is it savoury or quite sweet?
Its so juicy and tangy
Much liked by Maggie
And is fun to hold up with your feet

You can carve a hilarious face

You can carve a hilarious face
On Halloween outside to place

You can carve a hilarious face
On Halloween outside to place
You can make it quite scary

You can carve a hilarious face
On Halloween outside to place
You can make it quite scary
And if you’re darey

You can carve a hilarious face
On Halloween outside to place
You can make it quite scary
And if you’re darey
A vampire you may embrace

Kids all love trick-a-treat here

Kids all love trick-a-treat here
An American thing, I hear

Kids all love trick-a-treat here
An American thing, I hear
They call round for sweets

Kids all love trick-a-treat here
An American thing, I hear
They call round for sweets
No veggies or meats

Kids all love trick-a-treat here
An American thing, I hear
They call round for sweets
No veggies or meats
Just offer them good cheer

With skeletons and ghosties

With skeletons and ghosties
The thing that I like the most is

With skeletons and ghosties
The thing that I like the most is
The kids that are two

With skeletons and ghosties
The thing that I like most is
The kids that are two
Who come and say BOO!!

With skeletons and ghosties
The thing that I like most is
The kids that are two
Who come and say BOO!!
In their sweet, angelic voices

I’d love a yurt in the woodlands

I'd love a yurt in the woodlands
Near to the coast with some good sands

I'd love a yurt in the woodlands
Near to the coast with some good sands
Where I could go off grid

I'd love a yurt in the woodlands
Near to the coast with some good sands
Where I could go off grid
And of work I'd be rid

I'd love a yurt in the woodlands
Near to the coast with good sands
Where I could go off grid
And of work I'd be rid
I'd compose new music for bands

Or maybe I'd learn how to sing

Or maybe I'd learn how to sing
Or dance and have a good fling

Or maybe I'd learn how to sing
Or dance and have a good fling
Perhaps I'll go pro

Or maybe I'd learn how to sing
Or dance and have a good fling
Perhaps I'll go pro
And have a hit show

Or maybe I'd learn how to sing
Or dance and have a good fling
Perhaps I'll go pro
And have a hit show
Or perhaps it's just not my thing

I could have a go at some sports