Limericks 18, Rides again

They have a hot tub in the back
Considerate usage they lack
They are usually nude
'Though I'm not a prude
They’re bound to get some flack

They have a hot tub in the back
Considerate usage they lack
They are usually nude
'Though I'm not a prude

They have a hot tub in the back
Considerate usage they lack
They are usually nude

They have a hot tub in the back
Considerate usage they lack.

My neighbours have very loud voices
Swear words form most of their choices
They wear string vests
Onslow at his best
Wont find them driving Rolls Royces

They have a hot tub in the back

My neighbours have very loud voices
Swear words form most of their choices
They wear string vests
Onslow at his best

My neighbours have very loud voices
Swear words form most of their choices
They wear string vests

My neighbours have very loud voices
Swear words form most of their choices

The sun is shining way up high
And not a cloud in the blue sky
Shall I go for a ride?
Or just stay inside
At least either way I'll be dry

My neighbors have very loud voices

The sun is shining way up high
And not a cloud in the blue sky
Shall I go for a ride?
Or just stay inside

The sun is shining way up high
And not a cloud in the blue sky
Shall I go for a ride?

The sun is shining way up high
And not a cloud in the blue sky

I think I'd prefer a pony
A Shetland and not so bony
So cute and sturdy
And not at all dirty
He goes by the name of Tony

The sun is shining way up high

I think I'd prefer a pony
A Shetland and not so bony
So cute and sturdy
And not at all dirty

I think I'd prefer a pony
A Shetland and not so bony
So cute and sturdy

I think I'd prefer a pony
A Shetland and not so bony

He's old and he's grey and he's thin
He really looks quite done in
The sound of his bray
When he asks for hay
Is quite the most terrible din

I think I'd prefer a pony

He's old and he's grey and he's thin
He really looks quite done in
The sound of his bray
When he asks for hay

He's old and he's grey and he's thin
He really looks quite done in.
The sound of his bray

He's old and he's grey and he's thin
He really looks quite done in

I think that might be too cruel
To serve him a bowl of grey gruel
It won't have much taste
But won't go to waste
As I'll feed it to my old mule

He's old and he's grey and he's thin

I think that might be too cruel
To serve him a bowl of grey gruel
It wont have much taste
But won't go to waste

I think that might be too cruel
To serve him a bowl of grey gruel
It wont have much taste

I think that might be too cruel
To serve him a bowl of grey gruel

Oh no! It's the green wicked witch
Could make her be gone if I was rich
She'll dissolve in water
Once I have caught her
Or for fun I could make her itch.

I think that might be too cruel