Limericks 18, Rides again

But it didn't work out very well
Was no good but I couldn't tell
Never faithful was he
Played cruel tricks on me
Twas time to ring the final bell

My mum, she could not hide her joy

But it didn't work out very well
Was no good but I couldn't tell
Never faithful was he
Played cruel tricks on me

But it didn't work out very well
Was no good but I couldn't tell
Never faithful was he

But it didn't work out very well
Was no good but I couldn't tell

I fell in love when I was young
My mum said he smelt like dung
But that didn't bother me
With him I wanted to be
It was my very step on the love rung.

But it didn't work out very well

I fell in love when I was young
My mum said he smelt like dung
But that didn't bother me
With him I wanted to be

I fell in love when I was young
My mum said he smelt like dung
But that didn't bother me

I fell in love when I was young
My mum said he smelt like dung

For my date has hired a tux
Which has cost him mega bucks
But he looks so cool
I can’t help but drool
Though his attitude really sux

I fell in love when I was young

For my date has hired a tux
Which has cost him mega bucks
But he looks so cool
I can’t help but drool

For my date has hired a tux
Which has cost him mega bucks

Costumes, they’re oh so expensive
The gear I need is quite extensive
Plus makeup and shoes
They're such fun to choose
And my efforts areintensive

For my date has hired a tux

Costumes, they’re oh so expensive
The gear I need is quite extensive
Plus makeup and shoes
They're such fun to choose

Costumes, they’re oh so expensive
The gear I need is quite extensive
Plus makeup and shoes

Costumes, they’re oh so expensive
The gear I need is quite extensive

In dancing Ive taken some lessons
Different steps, in rapid succession
I foxtrot and jive
I jump and I dive
I’ve stopped now, due to recession

Costumes, they’re oh so expensive

In dancing Ive taken some lessons
Different steps, in rapid succession
I foxtrot and jive
I jump and I dive

In dancing Ive taken some lessons
Different steps, in rapid succession
I foxtrot and jive

In dancing Ive taken some lessons
Different steps, in rapid succession

I need a posh frock for a dance
I'll know the right one at a glance
From a boutique in town
I'll bring home a gown
Men there will not stand a chance

In dancing Ive taken some lessons

I need a posh frock for a dance
I'll know the right one at a glance
From a boutique in town
I'll bring home a gown

I need a posh frock for a dance
I'll know the right one at a glance
From a boutique in town

I need a posh frock for a dance
I'll know the right one at a glance

Cant say what happened thereafter
The plot got dafter and dafter
The audience walked out
All bored stiff no doubt
To the sound of mocking laughter

I need a posh frock for a dance

Cant say what happened thereafter
The plot got dafter and dafter
The audience walked out
All bored stiff no doubt