Limericks 18, Rides again

This job requires a nice strong man
So I'll send for 'A man in a van',
He'll do what is needed
My wishes heeded
And now I will do what I can.

What if our faces were green?

What if our faces were green?
On the grass we’ll never be seen

What if our faces were green?
On the grass we'll never be seen
Would blood be green too?

This job requires a nice strong man
So I'll send for 'A man in a van',
He'll do what is needed
My wishes heeded
With muscles and a good tan

He looks like he goes to the gym

Sorry Indigo8 didn’t see yours

What if our faces were green?
On the grass we'll never be seen
Would blood be green too?
What about our poo?

What if our faces were green?
On the grass we'll never be seen
Would blood be green too?
What about our poo?
We'd all look like some kind of bean

My dog enjoys pizza for lunch

My dog enjoys pizza for lunch
The crust he likes to crunch

My dog enjoys pizza for lunch
The crust he likes to crunch
He's getting too fat

My dog enjoys pizza for lunch
The crust he likes to crunch
He’s getting too fat
Won’t sit on his mat

My dog enjoys pizza for lunch
The crust he likes to crunch
He’s getting too fat
Won’t sit on his mat
As if to say "Well, thanks a bunch!"

Giraffes in the wild like to skate

Giraffes in the wild like to skate
It's the falling over they hate,

Giraffes in the wild like to skate
It's the falling over they hate,
Their legs all akimbo

Giraffes in the wild like to skate
It's falling over they hate,
Their legs all akimbo
Doing the limbo

Giraffes in the wild like to skate
It's falling over they hate,
Their legs all akimbo
Doing the limbo
They carry them off in a crate

The kangaroos like to leap

The kangaroos like to leap
But then they all land in a heap

The kangaroos like to leap
But then they all land in a heap
But some like to box

The kangaroos do like to leap
But then they all land in a heap
But some like to box
With the local fox

The kangaroos do like to leap
But then they all land in a heap
But some like to box
With the local fox
They do all of this in their sleep!

Today it will be Groundhog Day

Today it will be Groundhog Day
Punxsutawny Phil has his say

Today it will be Groundhog Day
Punxsutawny Phil has his say
If his shadow is seen

Today it will be Groundhog Day
Punxsutawny Phil has his say
If his shadow is seen
What does that mean?

Today it will be Groundhog day
Punxsutawny Phil has his say
If his shadow is seen
What does it mean?
That winter won't just go away

There's a film starring Bill Murray

There's a film starring Bill Murray
Repetition's quite a worry

There's a film starring Bill Murray
Repetition's quite a worry
I’ve seen it again and again

There's a film starring Bill Maurray
Repetition's quite a worry
I've seen it again and again
Last time number ten