Limericks 18, Rides again

A bit like Rudolph the Reindeer
Lives in a barn just near here
Is Dasher there too ?
And the rest of the crew?
They’re stocking up on snacks and beer

Does Santa have a Pension Plan?

A bit like Rudolph the Reindeer
Lives in a barn just near here
Is Dasher there too ?
And the rest of the crew?

A bit like Rudolph the Reindeer
Lives in a barn just near here
Is Dasher there too ?

A bit like Rudolph the Reindeer
Lives in a barn just near here

I’ll have to keep my heating low
‘Timers’ are not the way to go
Warm layers piled on thick
Hope I don’t go sick
But at least it makes my nose glow.

A bit like Rudolph the Reindeer

I’ll have to keep my heating low
‘Timers’ are not the way to go
Warm layers piled on thick
Hope I don’t go sick

I’ll have to keep my heating low
‘Timers’ are not the way to go
Warm layers piled on thick

I’ll have to keep my heating low
‘Timers’ are not the way to go

My gifts are all hidden away
They’ve cost me a lot, I must say
I have tried cutting back
But haven’t the knack
So now I’ll be broke until May

I’ll have to keep my heating low

My gifts are all hidden away
They’ve cost me a lot, I must say
I have tried cutting back
But haven’t the knack

My gifts are all hidden away
They’ve cost me a lot, I must say
I have tried cutting back

My gifts are all hidden away
Will I forget where? I just may!

My gifts are all hidden away
They’ve cost me a lot, I must say

I do what I like within reason
There's lots to do now, tis the season
To be stressed and strained
Just shop when it rained
Rule breaking will be no treason

My gifts are all hidden away

I do what I like within reason
There's lots to do now, tis the season
To be stressed and strained
Just shop when it rained

I do what I like within reason
There’s lots to do now, 'tis the season
To be stressed and strained

I do what I like within reason
And there's lots to do now, 'tis the season

I’m older but not wiser now
I’ll always break the rules somehow
Grow old gracefully
Not me hopefully
So Im not keeping my vow

I do what I like within reason

I’m older but not wiser now
I’ll always break the rules somehow
Grow old gracefully
Not me hopefully

I’m older but not wiser now
I’ll always break the rules somehow
Grow old gracefully ?

I’m older but not wiser now
I’ll always break the rules somehow

It wouldn't have done in my day
My mother, she refused to pay
For me to go out
I would have a pout
But found rebellious ways to play

I'm older but not wiser now

It wouldn’t have done in my day
My mother, she refused to pay
For me to go out,
I would have a pout

It wouldn’t have done in my day
My mother, she refused to pay
For me to go out

It wouldn't have done in my day
My mother, she refused to pay