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Limericks 18, Rides again

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Bumface Sat 13-Jul-24 13:11:43

All of my relatives are mad

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Indigo8 Sun 20-Oct-24 12:06:23

My mum, she could not hide her joy
Enter her best friend's boring boy

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biglouis Sun 20-Oct-24 13:05:47

My mum, she could not hide her joy
Enter her best friend's boring boy
She tried to set up dates

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Jane71 Sun 20-Oct-24 14:35:10

My mum, she could not hide her joy
Enter her best friend's boring boy
She tried to set up dates
But him and his mates

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GoldenLady Sun 20-Oct-24 15:29:41

My mum, she could not hide her joy
Enter her best friend's boring boy
She tried to set up dates
But him and his mates
Somehow always tried to annoy

I finally met a nice guy

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crazyH Sun 20-Oct-24 18:08:38

I finally met a nice guy
Whose forehead was a bit too high

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Justmeonmyown Sun 20-Oct-24 22:48:00

I finally met a nice guy
Whose forehead was a little too high
So I bought him a wig
That was just too big

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52bright Sun 20-Oct-24 22:58:43

I finally met a nice guy
Whose forehead was a little too high
So I bought him a wig
That was just too big
Not enamoured - I just won't lie.

I'm giving up men for a while

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Bellanonna Sun 20-Oct-24 23:22:34

I'm giving up men for a while
And resuming my former lifestyle

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Indigo8 Mon 21-Oct-24 09:57:26

I'm giving up men for a while
And resuming my former lifestyle
It's lonely, I know

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crazyH Mon 21-Oct-24 10:36:19

I'm giving up men for a while
And resuming my former lifestyle
It's lonely, I know
When you go solo

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GoldenLady Mon 21-Oct-24 19:51:35

I'm giving up men for a while
And resuming my former lifestyle
It's lonely, I know
When you go solo
But I don't need to walk down the aisle

We're getting a winter that's warm

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biglouis Mon 21-Oct-24 22:05:14

We're getting a winter that's warm
But with wind and rainy storms

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Bellanonna Tue 22-Oct-24 11:23:15

We're getting a winter that's warm
But with wind and rainy storms
More floods to come

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GoldenLady Tue 22-Oct-24 15:29:00

We're getting a winter that's warm
But with wind and rainy storms
More floods to come
Don't do anything dumb

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Bellanonna Thu 24-Oct-24 11:44:46

We're getting a winter that's warm
But with wind and rainy storms
More floods to come
Don't do anything dumb
This weather’s becoming the norm

I saw a young mermaid one day

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crazyH Thu 24-Oct-24 12:00:21

I saw a young mermaid one day
Sitting on a rock far away

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Indigo8 Thu 24-Oct-24 12:27:46

I saw a young mermaid one day
Sitting on a rock far away
Her silver fish tail

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biglouis Thu 24-Oct-24 15:58:36

I saw a young mermaid one day
Sitting on a rock far away
Her silver fish tail
Blond hair like a veil

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Bellanonna Thu 24-Oct-24 17:05:59

I saw a young mermaid one day
Sitting on a rock far away
Her silver fish tail
Blond hair like a veil
Then I woke and my dream went away

I love reading poems aloud

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Indigo8 Fri 25-Oct-24 11:16:54

I love reading poems aloud
My diction means I do them proud

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henetha Fri 25-Oct-24 11:18:34

I love reading poems aloud
My diction means I do them proud,
Trying to convey

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Justmeonmyown Fri 25-Oct-24 11:41:12

I love reading poems aloud
My diction means I do them proud
Trying to coney
What they mean to say
Without speaking too loud

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biglouis Fri 25-Oct-24 11:58:41

I wish I could act in a play

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Indigo8 Fri 25-Oct-24 14:05:42

I was a pro, back in the day

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Indigo8 Fri 25-Oct-24 14:06:25

I wish I could act in a play
I was a pro, back in the day

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