Corrupt A Wish (2/3/24).

Wish granted but you meet him at his wake

I wish I could spend just an hour sitting with my gran again

Wish granted but all your furniture has been stolen.

I wish I could meet Paul McCartney

Wish granted but you are travelling by donkey and rowing boat.

I wish I could wake up and the whole house has been decorated and cleaned overnight.

I wish I was going on holiday

Wish granted. It's 1960, but you're the age you are now

Wish granted but there is a hurricane due!

I wish it were the 1960s again.

Glorianny

You have but it's three months old and is that mould on the icing?

I wish I could have a weekend in a 5 star hotel.

You got it, as the concierge.

Wish my washing would hang itself out.

You have but it's three months old and is that mould on the icing?

I wish I could have a weekend in a 5 star hotel.

Wish granted, but the tea has gone cold.

I wish I had a piece of chocolate cake

Wish granted they are in the drawer in the kitchen. The one that is jammed shut

I wish some one would bring me a cuppa

Wish granted but neighbours are having a loud party to which your not invited.

I wish my keys would stop getting lost and stay in one place

They will but it's in the house in the next town.

I wish I wasn't so tired tonight.

Wish granted - you've got a dishwasher. Sadly, you didn't buy dishwasher tablets.

I wish someone would cook a nice dinner tonight

Sorry missed a page.

Wish granted but hail and snow are expected and temperatures of -20

I wish the dishes would wash and dry themselves

Wish granted but they have been moved there by a flood which is headed for your doorway

I wish the dishes would wash and dry themselves

Wish granted, but now you've got sunburn.

I wish the rain would stop.

Wish granted but they took it to the car wash 5 days ago.

I wish the sun would come out.

Wish granted but they moved into you spare room

I wish someone would clean my car

Wish granted but you are in Australia during bush fire season.

I wish someone else would pay my council tax

Your eyes have changed colour, but now they're crossed.

I wish it was warmer weather

Wish granted but you're on an uninhabited island, so enjoy your quiet time foraging for food!

I wish I could change my eye colour at will.

Wish granted - however, the P.A. is due to emigrate tomorrow.

I wish I was on holiday

Wish granted if you buy a bottle of conditioner.

I wish I had a PA (personal assistant)

Wish granted shame about the acne

I wish my hair was smooth and silky

There's a chauffeur outside. Unfortunately, the car has broken down.

I wish I was young again.