Corrupt A Wish (2/3/24).

Wish granted but I have clipped them

I wish I had a flat stomach

You have - but your bust has moved down to replace it!

I wish my house was easy to clean...

Wish granted because it’s now been emptied.

I wish I had a cake to eat.

Ooops, mistook the salt for the sugar when I made it - sorry.

I wish this evening's meal would cook itself.

You might not get what you liked to eat

I wish the dogs would put their dishes in the sink when the had finished

They probably put them straight into the cupboard after licking them clean.

I wish I was more energetic

Wish granted but now you have to run a marathon every day for a week.

I wish I had a cat.

Wish granted welcome to the world of being a feline's slave

I wish I could find the end of a rainbow

You’ve found it, but someone else got there first and dug up the pot of gold.

I wish there wasn’t so much dusting to do.

Don’t wear your glasses when doing housework The dust just disappears

I wish someone would invent a toilet seat that lifted itself up when a man approached

You invented it, but all the men around were planning what I can only describe in public as a sit-down session, so you made a lot of men very uncomfortable!

I wish I could find the kitchen scissors.

Don't find them, you might cut yourself.

I wish huge clouds wouldn't appear just when I've hung the washing out.

Wish granted, huge clouds will not appear, but frogs fall from a cloudless sky.

I wish pigeons would stop pooping on my garden fence.

Your wish is granted. They no longer aim for your garden fence as your washing is a much better target.

I wish I could remember what it was I meant to put on the shopping list for this week.

Wish granted - I am mailing you a ‘memory card ‘

Wish someone will carry me upstairs and tuck me in bed

Thank you, crazyH. Your wish is granted - unfortunately you have been put to bed in a neighbour's house, so you might have some explaining to do...

I wish someone would make me a cup of coffee.

Wish granted but it is made from chicory and I have no milk.

I wish someone would clean the kitchen floor tiles

Your wish granted shame about the rest of the kitchen

I wish that knifes would sharpen themselves

Wish granted but now they're looking quite evil.

I wish I could fly

Well I can and it's not all it's cracked up to be. I often get travel sick up there. But if you really want to, I'll wave my magic wand.

I wish my oven would clean itself.

It has but it's left you a note complaining about the state of the hob.

I wish clothes didn't need ironing.

Well they don't really. They hate being ironed. It hurts.
Just do folding and patting.

I wish weeds would not grow in my garden.

Wish granted, henetha, but now they grow in your bathroom instead.

I wish I could eat nuts.

Wish granted but now you are a monkey

I wish the bins would wheel themselves down to the bottom gate