WRONG ANSWERS!!

Because it doesn't like the smell of sun tan oil, fish and chips, etc. on the beach so it quickly retreats to get away from it.

Why does the rain fall downwards out of the clouds?

So that they can tell their left from their right.

Why does the tide come in and then go out again?

Because those roads are telling you to turn around and go back!

Why do some people like to wear mismatched shoes to work?

Because nobody could remember what they were.

Why do some roads have cat's eyes?

Because he must decide the favorite color for undergarments next season!

Why did wimples become unfashionable?

Because it's preferable to dreaming about electric sheep.

Why is my boss an android in disguise?

To be admired from all angles!

Why do I dream about the pictures on my neighbor's walls?

Because people usually object to being climbed on.

Why are the days getting shorter?

Only when I'm hanging from the rafters.

Why do cats climb trees?

Mr Bannatyne bought me a new car when the wheels fell off my buggy! Fancythat!

The same singer who serenaded under my window last night!
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Can you play your bagpipes upside down?

Mr. Bannatyne Worked In The Mine.

Who sang paper roses?

I swung on it yesterday in full costume.

When did you last buy a new car?

Clowns and their make-up created by Big Shoe & Scaffolding Unlimited Scary Window Cleaners Inc.

When did you last swing on a trapeze and can you still wear your costume?

Because the Jelly Bears took over the factory.

Who created clowns, and why that awful make-up?

Because you can't see over the steering wheel!

Why are jelly beans always mixed colors when I only want green ones?

Because mixed up recipes are more fun than standard ones.

Why won't my car run?

Because one bus got lost and the other two were tasked with the search!

Why do my cookbooks mix up the recipes when I'm cooking to impress my guests?

Because she's run out of Miss Dior.

Why do you wait ages for a bus and then three come along?

Most people just say they like it because their neighbors tell them they're supposed to like it!

Why does my dog pout if I don't put a dab of cologne behind her ear?

Because she doesn't find your jokes funny.

Why is football so popular?

To learn the rules to 'Simon Says'!

Why does my hyena refuse to laugh?

Because they are trying to turn back time for you.


Why do children have to go to school?

Because lovely neighbor's trimmer is more potent that yours!

Why are all my clocks suddenly running counter clock wise?

Because grey is a neutral shade and goes with so much, making it easier to plan your outfits each day.

Why have the trees out back grown so quickly since my lovely neighbour trimmed them just a couple of weeks back?

You! Get back in the oven.


Why is my hair turning grey?