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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

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Salti Fri 15-Mar-24 11:33:48

The cat next door, he runs a mile
He knows that mine is full of guile
A sneaky feline

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biglouis Fri 15-Mar-24 13:01:21

The cat next door, he runs a mile
He knows that mine is full of guile
He is a sneaky feline
I often hear him whine

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crazyH Fri 15-Mar-24 16:16:45

The cat next door, he runs a mile
He knows that mine is full of guile
A sneaky feline
Often hear him whine
But most of the time, makes me smile

Then there’s the pet dog called Rover

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biglouis Sat 16-Mar-24 01:17:52

Then there’s the pet dog called Rover
Gets jealous when friends stay over

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Juliet27 Sat 16-Mar-24 09:51:52

Then there’s the pet dog called Rover
Gets jealous when friends stay over
He’s a mummy’s boy

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Gwyllt Sat 16-Mar-24 12:14:47

Then there’s the pet dog called Rover
Gets jealous when friends stay over
He’s a mummy’s boy
He plays with his toy

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crazyH Sat 16-Mar-24 14:26:13

Then there’s the pet dog called Rover
Gets jealous when friends stay over
He’s a mummy’s boy
He plays with his toy
Think I’ll take him with me to Dover ?

I’m taking a trip to Calais

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Salti Sat 16-Mar-24 14:57:57

I’m taking a trip to Calais
Bags have been packed by my valet

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Ashcombe Sat 16-Mar-24 22:32:10

I’m taking a trip to Calais
Bags have been packed by my valet.
With butler and maid

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biglouis Sun 17-Mar-24 00:54:33

I’m taking a trip to Calais
Bags have been packed by my valet.
With butler and maid
At the Ritz I once stayed

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Gwyllt Sun 17-Mar-24 06:48:54

I’m taking a trip to Calais
Bags have been packed by my valet.
With butler and maid
At the Ritz I once stayed
But this time I am staying in a chalet

My chalet was so lovely and cosy

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Salti Sun 17-Mar-24 10:25:36

My chalet was so lovely and cosy
The neighbours ever so nosy

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henetha Sun 17-Mar-24 10:27:13

My chalet was so lovely and cosy
The neighbours ever so nosy
They partied all night

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Juliet27 Sun 17-Mar-24 12:06:36

My chalet was so lovely and cosy
The neighbours ever so nosy
They partied all night
And thought it their right

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Ashcombe Sun 17-Mar-24 13:01:10

My chalet was so lovely and cosy
The neighbours ever so nosy
They partied all night
And thought it their right
Next day I felt very dozy.

I needed to drink lots of coffee

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crazyH Sun 17-Mar-24 15:56:19

I needed to drink lots of coffee
But then I’ll do lots of wee-wee

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Squiffy Sun 17-Mar-24 16:16:33

I needed to drink lots of coffee
But then I’ll do lots of wee-wee
Too many loo trips

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Gwyllt Sun 17-Mar-24 17:14:22

needed to drink lots of coffee
But then I’ll do lots of wee-wee
Too many loo trips
Oh those tight jeans zips

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Juliet27 Mon 18-Mar-24 06:55:48

I needed to drink lots of coffee
But then I’ll do lots of wee-wee
Too many loo trips
Oh those tight jeans zips
Staying dry is no guarantee

My sleep is so often distirbed

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Salti Mon 18-Mar-24 08:59:05

My sleep is so often disturbed
I then get up very perturbed

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biglouis Mon 18-Mar-24 11:00:04

My sleep is so often disturbed
I then get up very perturbed
By bad dreams in the night

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MissAdventure Mon 18-Mar-24 12:19:00

My sleep is so often disturbed
I then get up very perturbed
By bad dreams in the night
And I do look a fright

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GoldenLady Mon 18-Mar-24 14:59:29

My sleep is so often disturbed
I then get up very perturbed
By bad dreams in the night
And I do look a fright
My coffee drinking should be curbed

My cousin just loves her pet poodle

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Ashcombe Mon 18-Mar-24 18:14:52

My cousin just loves her pet poodle.
She features in many a doodle

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MissAdventure Mon 18-Mar-24 19:05:58

My cousin just loves her pet poodle.
She features in many a doodle
They were featured in 'Vogue'

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