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crazyH Sat 11-Nov-23 23:04:20

Contd.
There was an old Gran with a wart
Which really bothered her a lot

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biglouis Sat 04-May-24 11:02:25

Your school days are really the best
Don’t say that, not even in jest
I wanted to leave
My parents would grieve

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Mollygo Sat 04-May-24 11:14:00

Your school days are really the best
Don’t say that, not even in jest
I wanted to leave
My parents would grieve
I’m glad to get that off my chest!!

Our dog is asleep on my knee

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Mel1967 Sat 04-May-24 13:57:01

Our dog is asleep on my knee
I need to get up for a wee

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crazyH Sat 04-May-24 15:03:29

Our dog is asleep on my knee
I need to get up for a wee
Refuses to budge

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biglouis Sun 05-May-24 02:07:15

Our dog is asleep on my knee
I need to get up for a wee
Refuses to budge
So I give him a nudge

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Gwyllt Sun 05-May-24 09:12:48

Our dog is asleep on my knee
I need to get up for a wee
Refuses to budge
So I give him a nudge
I’ll stop on the way to make tea

There are no chocolate biscuits left

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Mollygo Sun 05-May-24 09:19:00

There are no chocolate biscuits left
Only rich tea, I feel so bereft!

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Mel1967 Sun 05-May-24 10:29:34

There are no chocolate biscuits left
Only rich tea, I feel so bereft!
No dunking for me

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biglouis Sun 05-May-24 13:38:41

There are no chocolate biscuits left
Only rich tea, I feel so bereft!
No dunking for me
In my Earl Grey tea

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GoldenLady Tue 07-May-24 01:41:09

There are no chocolate biscuits left
Only rich tea, I feel so bereft!
No dunking for me
In my Earl Grey tea
I think I'm the victim of theft

To steal chocolate biscuits is mean

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biglouis Tue 07-May-24 01:59:40

To steal chocolate biscuits is mean
With some greedy thief on the scene

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Mollygo Tue 07-May-24 11:07:09

To steal chocolate biscuits is mean
With some greedy thief on the scene
I hope he gets fatter

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VB000 Tue 07-May-24 11:17:21

To steal chocolate biscuits is mean
With some greedy thief on the scene
I hope he gets fatter
Not that it'll matter

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biglouis Tue 07-May-24 11:38:26

To steal chocolate biscuits is mean
With some greedy thief on the scene
I hope he gets fatter
Not that it'll matter
Lets hope the culprit comes clean

So make do with some handmade chocs

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Mollygo Tue 07-May-24 11:51:43

So make do with some handmade chocs
You get more in a bag than a box

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Salti Tue 07-May-24 11:59:46

So make do with some handmade chocs
You get more in a bag than a box
Belgium ones are best

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Gwyllt Tue 07-May-24 13:57:15

So make do with some handmade chocs
You get more in a bag than a box
Belgium ones are best
Just at your request

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crazyH Tue 07-May-24 14:58:48

So make do with some handmade chocs
You get more in a bag than a box
Belgium ones are best
Just at your request
I’ll get you some chocolate rocks.

I pray your gnashers are not false

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GoldenLady Tue 07-May-24 15:34:29

I pray your gnashers are not false
Or they could end up stuck to the walls

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biglouis Tue 07-May-24 21:47:27

I pray your gnashers are not false
Or they could end up stuck to the walls
Best avoid the NHS type

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Mel1967 Wed 08-May-24 07:52:07

I pray your gnashers are not false
Or they could end up stuck to the walls
Best avoid the NHS type
They’re not worth the hype

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Mollygo Sat 11-May-24 09:07:23

I pray your gnashers are not false
Or they could end up stuck to the walls
Best avoid the NHS type
They’re not worth the hype
But better than no teeth at all.

This morning I walked in the sun

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biglouis Sat 11-May-24 09:39:11

This morning I walked in the sun
I was so glad the rain has all gone

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GoldenLady Sat 11-May-24 13:34:53

This morning I walked in the sun
I was so glad the rain has all gone
Spring is so charming

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Mel1967 Sat 11-May-24 13:58:56

This morning I walked in the sun
I was glad the rain had all gone
Spring is so charming
With sounds of farming

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