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Limericks (July 23)

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VB000 Mon 10-Jul-23 09:52:57

Cont'd from Jul 21....

It’s going to be one those days
Whizzing by in a blur or haze

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Mel1967 Wed 24-Apr-24 17:16:27

The ironing board was sold abroad
So adds to someone’s jumble hoard
They must love old things
‘Specially silver rings
Let’s hope that they are not all frauds

A woman who once heard a mouse

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Gwyllt Wed 24-Apr-24 18:52:37

The ironing board was sold abroad
So adds to someone's jumble hoard
They must love old things
‘Specially silver rings
Which I believe was bought by a lord

The ironing board went to Spain

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Mel1967 Wed 24-Apr-24 19:00:08

Mel1967

The ironing board was sold abroad
So adds to someone’s jumble hoard
They must love old things
‘Specially silver rings
Let’s hope that they are not all frauds

A woman who once heard a mouse

What was wrong with my ending and beginning???

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Gwyllt Wed 24-Apr-24 19:46:19

Mel1967
Nothing my mistake don’t know what happened not concentrating

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crazyH Wed 24-Apr-24 19:47:33

Nothing wrong with it Mel1967 - probably just an oversight …

A woman who once heard a mouse
Hid in the attic of her house

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Gwyllt Wed 24-Apr-24 23:40:53

A woman who once heard a mouse
Hid in the attic of her house
She found a gold ring

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crazyH Wed 24-Apr-24 23:53:29

A woman who once heard a mouse
Hid in the attic of her house
She found a gold ring
Then she started to sing

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henetha Sat 27-Apr-24 10:46:52

A woman who once heard a mouse
Hid in the attic of her house
She found a gold ring
Then she started to sing
About how she married a louse.

In fact he was rather a rat

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crazyH Sat 27-Apr-24 12:38:43

In fact he was rather a rat
Was finally taught tit-for-tat

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Mel1967 Sat 27-Apr-24 13:29:32

In fact he was rather a rat
Was finally taught tit-for-tat
He was quite awful

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crazyH Sat 27-Apr-24 22:05:25

In fact he was rather a rat
Was finally taught tit-for-tat
He was quite awful
He jumped in the pool

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Jangran99 Sun 28-Apr-24 00:55:12

In fact he was rather a rat
Was finally taught tit-for-tat
He was quite awful
He jumped in the pool
And sank like a stone so that’s that.

If you could go back to your past

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Mel1967 Sun 28-Apr-24 09:48:59

If you could go back to your past
Remember the last time you laughed

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GoldenLady Sun 28-Apr-24 15:19:26

If you could go back to your past
Remember the last time you laughed
You would be young again

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crazyH Mon 29-Apr-24 00:18:34

If you could go back to your past
Remember the last time you laughed
You would be young again
No heartache or pain

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52bright Mon 29-Apr-24 00:37:47

If you could go back to your past
Remember the last time you laughed
You would be young again
No heartache or pain
Fond memories of behaving daft

My youth seems quite innocent now

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henetha Mon 29-Apr-24 11:14:28

My youth seems quite innocent now,
Compared to youth today, somehow,

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VB000 Mon 29-Apr-24 11:20:00

My youth seems quite innocent now,
Compared to youth today, somehow,
White boots and mini

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Mel1967 Mon 29-Apr-24 15:48:10

My youth seems quite innocent now
Compared to youth today, somehow
White boots and a mini
Also quite skinny

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crazyH Mon 29-Apr-24 16:06:42

My youth seems quite innocent now
Compared to youth today, somehow
White boots and mini
Also quite skinny
Yet lost my boyfriend to a ‘cow’

Strutted her ‘falsies’, in high heels

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BrightandBreezy Tue 30-Apr-24 00:21:30

Strutted her 'falsies' in high heels
Drove off with my man in his 'wheels'

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Mel1967 Tue 30-Apr-24 09:07:38

Strutted her falsies in high heels
Drove off with my man in his wheels
She was quite a tart

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VB000 Tue 30-Apr-24 11:29:35

Strutted her falsies in high heels
Drove off with my man in his wheels
She was quite a tart
Went way off the chart

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Salti Tue 30-Apr-24 12:18:51

Strutted her falsies in high heels
Drove off with my man in his wheels
She was quite a tart
Went way off the chart
Broke a nail, can still hear her squeals

Make up applied with a trowel

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GoldenLady Tue 30-Apr-24 16:39:45

Make up applied with a trowel
To dress, she would drape in a towel

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