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Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

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GoldenLady Fri 20-Oct-23 14:18:52

George Clooney would make me secure
But my intentions are not pure!
Try to waylay him
Then make the lights dim
Is it him or a burglar? Not sure!

For a guy who is now 62,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 20-Oct-23 17:10:16

For a guy who is now 62
He scrubs up quite well, what think you?

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crazyH Fri 20-Oct-23 17:41:01

For a guy who is now 62
He scrubs up quite well, what think you?
He’s not quite my type

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Jangran99 Fri 20-Oct-23 20:03:36

For a guy who is 62
He scrubs up quite well, what think you?
He’s not quite my type
Methinks too much hype

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BrightandBreezy Sat 21-Oct-23 01:10:49

For a guy who is 62
He scrubs up quite well, what think you?
He's not quite my type
Methinks too much hype
But nevertheless he would do.

He's certainly got lots of money

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 21-Oct-23 16:22:10

He's certainly got lots of money
But that doesn't rock my world, sonny

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Scribbles Sat 21-Oct-23 23:21:04

He's certainly got lots of money
But that doesn't rock my world, sonny.
Witty and caring

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crazyH Sat 21-Oct-23 23:52:29

He's certainly got lots of money
But that doesn't rock my world, sonny.
Witty and caring
Brave and daring

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BrightandBreezy Sun 22-Oct-23 17:00:22

He's certainly got lots of money
But that doesn't rock my world sonny.
Witty and caring
Brave and daring
And certainly not a dummy.

If only I was young once again

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VB000 Mon 23-Oct-23 09:33:32

If only I was young once again
I'd show them all in Dragon's Den

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GoldenLady Mon 23-Oct-23 15:30:53

If only I was young once again
I'd show them all in Dragon's Den
My latest invention

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Squiffy Mon 23-Oct-23 15:53:56

If only I was young once again
I'd show them all in Dragon's Den
My latest invention
To relieve tension

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BrightandBreezy Thu 26-Oct-23 00:23:13

If only I was young once again
I'd show them all in Dragon's Den
My latest invention
To relieve tension
Is something not thought of by men!

My husband thinks he's a bright spark

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VB000 Thu 26-Oct-23 10:19:17

My husband thinks he's a bright spark
And I've seen him down at the park

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Salti Thu 26-Oct-23 14:04:22

My husband thinks he's a bright spark
And I've seen him down at the park
He fell off the slide

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p0Sy Thu 26-Oct-23 16:02:19

My husband thinks he's a bright spark
And I've seen him down at the park.
He fell of the slide
Landed on his backside

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BrightandBreezy Thu 26-Oct-23 16:13:56

My husband thinks he's a bright spark
And I've seen him down at the park.
He fell off the slide
Landed on his backside
At his age it was quite a lark.

The children couldn't stop laughing

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 26-Oct-23 16:47:31

The children couldn't stop laughing
But to help him caused so much faffing

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VB000 Fri 27-Oct-23 09:43:43

The children couldn't stop laughing
But to help him caused so much faffing
He tried out the swing

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GoldenLady Fri 27-Oct-23 14:40:59

The children couldn't stop laughing
But to help him caused so much faffing
He tried out the swing
Which was not a good thing

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BrightandBreezy Sat 28-Oct-23 01:56:49

The children couldn't stop laughing
But to help him caused so much faffing
He tried out the swing
Which was not a good thing
It's still a joke that is cracking

He really needs a new hobby

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GoldenLady Sat 28-Oct-23 15:31:14

He really needs a new hobby
Something that isn't too snobby

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keepcalmandcavachon Sat 28-Oct-23 15:42:42

He really needs a new hobby
Something that isn't too snobby
Out from under my feet

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 29-Oct-23 10:07:06

He really needs a new hobby
Something that isn't too snobby
Out from under my feet
Or my temper he'll meet

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Salti Sun 29-Oct-23 10:21:04

He really needs a new hobby
Something that isn't too snobby
Out from under my feet
Or my temper he'll meet
Then he'll be ringing the Bobby

I think he should learn how to cook

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