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Lame Limericks (but they are funny anyway)

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GoldenLady Sat 08-Jul-23 14:25:04

At limerick writing I'm bad

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libra10 Sat 09-Sept-23 13:50:49

We’re off down the runway at last.
The plane seems to be going too fast
My stomach’s churning
Which is somewhat concerning

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GoldenLady Sat 09-Sept-23 15:05:12

We’re off down the runway at last.
The plane seems to be going too fast
My stomach’s churning
Which is somewhat concerning
The passengers all look aghast

But soon we are up in the air

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lizzypopbottle Sat 09-Sept-23 18:13:28

But soon we are up in the air
I forgot to bring my teddy bear

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Salti Sat 09-Sept-23 18:28:25

But soon we are up in the air
I forgot to bring my teddy bear
My neighbour looks scared

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Scribbles Sat 09-Sept-23 18:43:39

But soon we are up in the air
I forgot to bring my teddy bear
My neighbour looks scared
So brandy we've shared

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FarNorth Sat 09-Sept-23 18:58:51

But soon we are up in the air
I forgot to bring my teddy bear
My neighbour looks scared
So brandy we've shared
And now we have nary a care.

We're starting a happy sing-song

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Juliet27 Sat 09-Sept-23 19:52:22

We're starting a happy sing-song
As we’re getting nearer Hong Kong

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Mollygo Sat 09-Sept-23 20:12:05

We're starting a happy sing-song
As we’re getting nearer Hong Kong
The runway appears

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Squiffy Sat 09-Sept-23 23:18:09

We're starting a happy sing-song
As we’re getting nearer Hong Kong
The runway appears
Pop pop go our ears

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FarNorth Sun 10-Sept-23 00:08:41

We're starting a happy sing-song
As we’re getting nearer Hong Kong
The runway appears
Pop pop go our ears
While everyone else claps along.

So now we are starting our hols

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Juliet27 Sun 10-Sept-23 06:18:27

So now we are starting our hols
As our jobs have taken their tolls

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Mollygo Sun 10-Sept-23 09:20:06

So now we are starting our hols
As our jobs have taken their tolls
Just lie back and rest

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 10-Sept-23 09:34:06

So now we are starting our hols
As our jobs have taken their tolls
Just lie back and rest
Put leisure to the test

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GoldenLady Sun 10-Sept-23 14:32:55

So now we are starting our hols
As our jobs have taken their tolls
Just lie back and rest
Put leisure to the test
And nourish our bodies and souls

In the hammock I bask in the breeze

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crazyH Sun 10-Sept-23 17:43:32

In the hammock I bask in the breeze
I nod off and don’t realise

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crazyH Sun 10-Sept-23 17:47:07

Not my day today😂
In the hammock I bask in the breeze
I nod off and fall on my knees

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FarNorth Sun 10-Sept-23 17:52:35

In the hammock I bask in the breeze
I nod off and fall on my knees
Quick! Call 999

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crazyH Sun 10-Sept-23 18:26:48

In the hammock I bask in the breeze
I nod off and fall on my knees
Quick! Call 999
I’m really not fine

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Squiffy Sun 10-Sept-23 18:57:31

In the hammock I bask in the breeze
I nod off and fall on my knees
Quick! Call 999
I’m really not fine
I could do with some frozen peas.

It’s off to A and E I go

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crazyH Sun 10-Sept-23 19:48:03

It’s off to A and E I go
Waited for fourteen hours or more

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Salti Sun 10-Sept-23 19:50:21

It’s off to A and E I go
Waited for fourteen hours or more
Just for a bruised knee?

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lizzypopbottle Sun 10-Sept-23 20:47:36

It's off to A&E I go
Waited fourteen hours of more
Just for a bruised knee?
In Hong Kong it's not free

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henetha Mon 11-Sept-23 10:46:06

It's off to A&E I go
Waited fourteen hours of more
Just for a bruised knee?
In Hong Kong it's not free
I'm there now, bored, with a sore toe.

A little mouse is in my trap

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crazyH Mon 11-Sept-23 11:20:25

A little mouse is in my trap,
Can you believe this, he does yap!

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FarNorth Mon 11-Sept-23 12:52:25

A little mouse is in my trap,
Can you believe this, he does yap!
He talks of green cheese

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