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Juliet27 Sun 21-May-23 11:16:05

continued from last

Some dream about a simpler life
Away from politics and strife
Maybe Hebrides?
No celebrities đź‘Ť

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Crocus5 Mon 19-Jun-23 10:19:24

Summer is fun time for kids
When entertaining costs less quids
Picnics in the park
Rising with the lark

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VB000 Mon 19-Jun-23 10:28:30

Summer is fun time for kids
When entertaining costs less quids
Picnics in the park
Rising with the lark
Matching Tupperware with their lids

Scotch eggs, pork pies and hula hoops

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Juliet27 Wed 21-Jun-23 17:19:22

Scotch eggs, pork pies and hula hoops
But then the wasps arrive in troops

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Crocus5 Wed 21-Jun-23 17:23:02

Scotch eggs, pork pies and hula hoops
But then the wasps arrive in troops
Taking great delight

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henetha Thu 22-Jun-23 11:30:29

Scotch eggs, pork pies and hula hoops
But then the wasps arrive in troops
Taking great delight
In every bite

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Salti Fri 23-Jun-23 09:31:35

Scotch eggs, pork pies and hula hoops
But then the wasps arrive in troops
Taking great delight
In every bite
The blighters have stung me now, oops!

It's my sister's birthday next week

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nanna8 Fri 23-Jun-23 09:41:34

It’s my sister’s Birt next week
My love for her is at a peak

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nanna8 Fri 23-Jun-23 09:41:53

Birt = birthday !

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VB000 Fri 23-Jun-23 10:19:37

It’s my sister’s birthday next week
My love for her is at a peak
More like twins these days

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Juliet27 Sat 24-Jun-23 07:47:51

It’s my sister’s birthday next week
My love for her is at a peak
More like twins these days
Alike in our ways

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GoldenLady Sat 24-Jun-23 14:17:55

It’s my sister’s birthday next week
My love for her is at a peak
More like twins these days
Alike in our ways
Her gift is a mouse that will squeak.

She'll probably think it is funny

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Salti Sat 24-Jun-23 15:55:39

She'll probably think it is funny
Or a complete waste of money

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GoldenLady Sun 25-Jun-23 15:03:25

She'll probably think it is funny
Or a complete waste of money
It's original, at least

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Juliet27 Mon 26-Jun-23 05:46:48

She'll probably think it is funny
Or a complete waste of money
It's original,
Individual

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GoldenLady Tue 27-Jun-23 15:02:51

She'll probably think it is funny
Or a complete waste of money
It's original,
Individual
And give it a cute name like Honey.

Uncle Norman had trousers too big

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Juliet27 Tue 27-Jun-23 15:45:39

Uncle Norman had trousers too big
As he’d become thin as a twig

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crazyH Tue 27-Jun-23 17:07:19

Uncle Norman had trousers too big
As he’d become thin as a twig
And when he wore shorts

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Crocus5 Wed 28-Jun-23 11:26:03

Uncle Norman had trousers too big
As he’d become thin as a twig
And when he wore shorts
He looked out of sorts

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Salti Wed 28-Jun-23 14:01:39

Uncle Norman had trousers too big
As he’d become thin as a twig
And when he wore shorts
He looked out of sorts
He shouldn't be dancing a jig

I'm feeding him biscuits and cake

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Crocus5 Wed 28-Jun-23 14:06:12

I’m feeding him biscuits and cake
He then won’t be thin, like a rake

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Juliet27 Thu 29-Jun-23 10:32:09

I’m feeding him biscuits and cake
He then won’t be thin, like a rake
His teeth it may harm

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VB000 Thu 29-Jun-23 11:24:24

I’m feeding him biscuits and cake
He then won’t be thin, like a rake
His teeth it may harm
But works like a charm

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Juliet27 Thu 29-Jun-23 12:15:13

I’m feeding him biscuits and cake
He then won’t be thin, like a rake
His teeth it may harm
But works like a charm
He’s obese now for goodness sake!

It will soon be the start of sales

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CazzJazz Thu 29-Jun-23 12:20:47

It will soon be the start of sales
Bargains galore on the rails

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Salti Thu 29-Jun-23 15:35:38

It will soon be the start of sales
Bargains galore on the rails
But all the wrong size

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