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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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Gwyllt Thu 04-Apr-24 23:16:48

Soon we'll have flowers and such
Don’t like dandelions that much
But clover is lovely

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Juliet27 Fri 05-Apr-24 16:02:02

Soon we'll have flowers and such
Don’t like dandelions that much
But clover is lovely
Scent makes me snuffly

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Crocus5 Sun 07-Apr-24 16:07:44

Soon we'll have flowers and such
Don't like dandelions that much
Clover is lovely
Scent makes me sniffly
Better go and hide in the hutch!

The strong wind has calmed down a bit

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Juliet27 Mon 08-Apr-24 07:40:08

The strong wind has calmed down a bit
But some blossom’s taken a hit

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GoldenLady Mon 08-Apr-24 16:29:45

The strong wind has calmed down a bit
But some blossom’s taken a hit
The sun's disappearing!

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Gwyllt Mon 08-Apr-24 16:32:59

The strong wind has calmed down a bit
But some blossom’s taken a hit
The sun's disappearing!
The rainbow endearing

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crazyH Mon 08-Apr-24 16:53:46

The strong wind has calmed down a bit
But some blossom’s taken a hit
The sun's disappearing!
The rainbow endearing
But on this sofa , I will sit

I’d love to see the solar eclipse

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Juliet27 Tue 09-Apr-24 11:07:59

I’d love to see the solar eclipse
Rather than just see published clips

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crazyH Tue 09-Apr-24 11:35:36

I’d love to see the solar eclipse
Rather than just see published clips
I’m fascinated

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Juliet27 Tue 09-Apr-24 11:43:45

I’d love to see the solar eclipse
Rather than just see published clips
I’m fascinated
I’d be elated

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GoldenLady Tue 09-Apr-24 14:56:30

I’d love to see the solar eclipse
Rather than just see published clips
I’m fascinated
I’d be elated
I'd happily go on some trips

We all gathered outside to see

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Juliet27 Wed 10-Apr-24 14:46:46

We all gathered outside to see
Hoping the sky would be cloud free

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crazyH Wed 10-Apr-24 21:30:47

We all gathered outside to see
Hoping the sky would be cloud free
Disappointment loomed

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Juliet27 Thu 11-Apr-24 12:38:19

We all gathered outside to see
Hoping the sky would be cloud free
Disappointment loomed
Cloud cover resumed

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Salti Sat 13-Apr-24 14:24:14

We all gathered outside to see
Hoping the sky would be cloud free
Disappointment loomed
Cloud cover resumed
I'll go off on a shopping spree

I need some new clothes and sandals

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Juliet27 Sat 13-Apr-24 16:58:34

I need some new clothes and sandals
But the price of some are scandals

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Jangran99 Sat 13-Apr-24 18:34:18

I need some new clothes and sandals
But the price of some are scandals
As for quality

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Gwyllt Sat 13-Apr-24 22:23:39

I need some new clothes and sandals
But the price of some are scandals
As for quality
They should be free

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crazyH Sun 14-Apr-24 11:25:20

I need some new clothes and sandals
But the price of some are scandals
As for quality
They should be free
Hang on, just noticed some vandals !!

They’ve broken into Harry’s house

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Juliet27 Mon 15-Apr-24 07:38:43

They’ve broken into Harry’s house
Hoping for proof about his spouse

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Gwyllt Mon 15-Apr-24 07:47:41

They’ve broken into Harry’s house
Hoping for proof about his spouse
They looked all around

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Juliet27 Mon 15-Apr-24 08:40:43

They’ve broken into Harry’s house
Hoping for proof about his spouse
They looked all around
And not made a sound

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henetha Mon 15-Apr-24 10:48:04

They’ve broken into Harry’s house
Hoping for proof about his spouse
They looked all around
And not made a sound,
But found evidence of a mouse.

It's droppings were everywhere

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Gwyllt Tue 16-Apr-24 21:26:03

It's droppings were everywhere
Evidence was on every stair

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Salti Thu 18-Apr-24 12:24:30

It's droppings were everywhere
Evidence was on every stair
Now it's got a wife

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