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Limericks 18 (cont'd)

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VB000 Fri 28-Apr-23 12:45:15

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs
To keep out the noise

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crazyH Thu 27-Jun-24 08:59:12

A cat has a mind of its own
Thank goodness it can't use your phone
Are you sure about that?
It dialled my friend Pat

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GoldenLady Wed 26-Jun-24 20:50:20

A cat has a mind of its own
Thank goodness it can't use your phone
Are you sure about that?

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Bumface Wed 26-Jun-24 07:47:32

A cat has a mind of its own
Thank goodness it can't use your phone

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GoldenLady Tue 25-Jun-24 16:53:46

The accent turns me to jelly
I get feelings in my belly
Mon amour is beaucoup
I will always be true
I hope he isn't too smelly

A cat has a mind of its own

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Bumface Mon 24-Jun-24 08:37:18

The accent turns me to jelly
I get feelings in my belly
Mon amour is beaucoup
I will always be true

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GoldenLady Fri 21-Jun-24 18:41:45

The accent turns me to jelly
I get feelings in my belly
Mon amour is beaucoup

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Bumface Fri 21-Jun-24 15:03:51

The accent turns me to jelly
I get feelings in my belly

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Salti Fri 21-Jun-24 11:32:12

I might snare a handsome garçon
In an upmarket part of Dijon
I'll start with "bonjour"
But hope for much more
Sparks smouldering, but not arson

That accent turns me to jelly

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Bumface Fri 21-Jun-24 07:52:23

I might snare a handsome garcon
In an upmarket part of Dijon
I'll start with "bonjour"
But hope for much more

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crazyH Thu 20-Jun-24 21:10:31

I might snare a handsome garcon
In an upmarket part of Dijon
I’ll start with “bonjour”

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Bellanonna Thu 20-Jun-24 19:48:43

I might snare a handsome garcon
In an upmarket part of Dijon

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Bumface Thu 20-Jun-24 17:14:21

I am thinking of going to France
Maybe there, I could laugh sing and dance
I'll eat frog legs and snails
Black truffles and quails
And flirt lots, if I get the chance

I might snare a handsome garcon

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Salti Thu 20-Jun-24 16:03:22

I am thinking I might go to France
Maybe there, I could laugh, sing, and dance
I'll eat frog's legs and snails
Black truffles and quails

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Bumface Thu 20-Jun-24 15:58:54

I am thinking I might go to France
Maybe there, I could laugh, sing, and dance
I'll eat frog's legs and snails

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GoldenLady Thu 20-Jun-24 14:59:24

I am thinking I might go to France
Maybe there, I could laugh, sing, and dance

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Bumface Wed 19-Jun-24 09:37:17

Maybe best to leave tody
I just romped with the Mayor in the hay
I'd better leave fast
His wife is aghast
To dodge her, I must haste away


I am thinking I might go to France

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Salti Tue 18-Jun-24 17:59:03

Maybe best to leave town today
I just romped with the Mayor in the hay
I'd better leave fast
His wife is aghast!

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GoldenLady Tue 18-Jun-24 15:01:18

Maybe best to leave town today
I just romped with the Mayor in the hay
I'd better leave fast

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Bumface Tue 18-Jun-24 08:17:46

I just romped with the Mayor in the hay

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52bright Mon 17-Jun-24 23:50:27

I have a strange secret hobby
It's to do with a handsome young bobby
We play tiddlywinks
Though his arm pit stinks
Watch for his wife in the lobby

Maybe best to leave town today

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crazyH Tue 11-Jun-24 14:45:24

I have a strange secret hobby
It’s to do with a handsome young bobby
We play tiddlywinks
Though his arm pit stinks

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Salti Tue 11-Jun-24 12:47:54

I have a strange secret hobby
It’s to do with a handsome young bobby
We play tiddlywinks

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Bellanonna Tue 11-Jun-24 12:45:19

Our council is worse than useless
The potholes on roads are countless
Some are so deep
I fractured my knee
And my hair and my clothes were a mess.

I have a strange secret hobby
It’s to do with a handsome young bobby

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Bumface Tue 11-Jun-24 12:33:12

Our council is worse than useless
The potholes on roads are countless
Some are so deep
I fractured my knee
And my hair and my clothes were a mess.

I have a strange secret hobby

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crazyH Mon 10-Jun-24 18:58:31

Our council are worse than useless
The potholes on roads are countless
Some are so deep
I fractured my knee

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