Govende – a game of wordplay, puns, leaps of thought and trivia - GAME 2

No problem, BlueBelle!

An athlete is someone whose feet can be very itchy.

What is itchy?

Itchycoo Park is where the Small Faces hung out. (Don't ask me where my brain dredged that up from!)

[Over bridge of sighs
To rest my eyes in shades of green
Under dreaming spires
To Itchycoo Park, that's where I've been...]

What is hung?

Hung is less visible than well-hung.

What is visible?

Visible is when well hung is risible. [Sorry!]

What is risible?

Risible is what the previous post did to me. Made me laugh.

What is laugh ?

Laugh is what people do when amused. We are told that Queen Victoria was not amused.

What is a queen?

A queen is a large bee which rules the beehive and lays lots of eggs.

What is eggs?

Eggs are what come before a hen or after it. Whichever you prefer.

What is prefer?

Prefer is when you say "I'm going to refer ..." e.g. the best baker in the neighbourhood but you first check out their website to see whether other reviewers agree with you.

What is a neighbourhood?

Neighbourhood is as narrow or wide as the residential context of whatever you are talking about.

What is context?

Con text. Spam messages conning your out of your money.

What is conning?

It’s the name of a tower on a submarine enabling the captain to steer

What’s steer

Steer is a young male cow raised for beef

What is beef?

Beef is the polite name for a cow or a bullock that is destined for us to eat.

What is destined?

A stine is a beer tankard and you destined (de stine it) when you've had enough to drink.

What is enough?

Enough is this cruel war against the Ukrainians

What is war ?

Guerrilla is a type of war fought by gorillas and other large hairy primates.

What are primates?

Primates are a group of people who shop at Primark.

What is shop?

Shop is when you inform the police of someone’s wrong doing.

What is inform ?

Inform is the woman who runs aqua fit.

What is woman?

Woman is the one half of humanity who is unfairly condemned to bear the children of all humanity.

What is humanity?

Humanity is homo sapiens.

What is homo?

Homo is a derogatory term for a gay man.

What is derogatory

You know, it is um, the, Roger, Tory (de-roga-tory). Whatever his name might be.

What is a name?

A name is a label which is okay by me as long as its not so derogatory as to abuse me.

What is abuse?