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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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CazzJazz Wed 03-May-23 18:03:01

I don't like it hot, just pleasant
Just like our weather at present
There's sunshine one minute
I love basking in it
An enjoyable afternoon well spent

I'll enjoy a nice cool drink

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Salti Thu 04-May-23 10:05:04

I'll enjoy a nice cool drink
Gin and tonic with ice I think

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VB000 Thu 04-May-23 10:13:25

I'll enjoy a nice cool drink
Gin and tonic with ice I think
Great on a hot day

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GoldenLady Thu 04-May-23 16:05:16

I'll enjoy a nice cool drink
Gin and tonic with ice I think
Great on a hot day
On the shore of a bay

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Juliet27 Fri 05-May-23 07:18:23

I'll enjoy a nice cool drink
Gin and tonic with ice I think
Great on a hot day
On the shore of a bay
Now I can hear those glasses clink

A busy weekend it will be

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henetha Fri 05-May-23 10:56:30

A busy weekend it will be
I'll watch it on the BBC

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VB000 Fri 05-May-23 11:31:01

A busy weekend it will be
I'll watch it on the BBC
The orb it will gleam

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CazzJazz Fri 05-May-23 13:07:43

A busy weekend it will be
I'll watch it on the BBC
The orb it will gleam
We'll eat cake and ice cream

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crazyH Fri 05-May-23 13:42:24

A busy weekend it will be
I'll watch it on the BBC
The orb it will gleam
We'll eat cake and ice cream
A happy day , we will all see

But my energy levels have dipped

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GoldenLady Fri 05-May-23 14:04:39

But my energy levels have dipped
My interest in royalty has slipped

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 05-May-23 14:55:40

But my energy levels have dipped
My interest in royalty has slipped
Yet, could it return?

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Salti Sun 07-May-23 09:27:27

But my energy levels have dipped
My interest in royalty has slipped
Yet, could it return?
After my sojourn

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Juliet27 Mon 08-May-23 06:55:03

But my energy levels have dipped
My interest in royalty has slipped
Yet, could it return?
After my sojourn
I say! - that equerry is ripped!

Camilla must be very tired

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Jangran99 Mon 08-May-23 07:46:38

Camilla must be very tired,
So much of her was required

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henetha Mon 08-May-23 10:44:13

Camilla must be very tired,
So much of her was required
So good luck, your Maj

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Juliet27 Mon 08-May-23 11:38:21

Camilla must be very tired,
So much of her was required
So good luck, your Maj
You deserve a badge

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Salti Mon 08-May-23 13:41:37

Camilla must be very tired,
So much of her was required
So good luck, your Maj
You deserve a badge
Or a large gin ma'am? I enquired

Coronation chicken for lunch

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Mollygo Mon 08-May-23 16:49:43

Coronation chicken for lunch
With salad, I’ll heartily munch

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CazzJazz Mon 08-May-23 16:51:19

Coronation chicken for lunch
Glorious food to munch

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Salti Mon 08-May-23 19:07:02

Coronation chicken for lunch
Glorious food to munch
Just had it tonight

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Grany Mon 08-May-23 19:19:22

Coronation chicken for lunch
With salad, I’ll heartily munch
Just had it tonight
Now feeling quite bright

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Mon 08-May-23 20:07:11

Coronation chicken for lunch
With salad, I’ll heartily munch
Just had it tonight
Now feeling quite bright
With prosecco, it packed quite a punch

That's another bank holiday gone

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Grany Tue 09-May-23 07:25:18

That's another bank holiday gone
Played table tennis and ping pong.

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Mollygo Tue 09-May-23 07:38:03

That's another bank holiday gone
Played table tennis and ping pong
Did marking and prep

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VB000 Tue 09-May-23 09:23:05

That's another bank holiday gone
Played table tennis and ping pong
Did marking and prep
Everything's done, yep

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