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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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henetha Sat 25-Mar-23 13:58:08

The puppy next door liked to bark
And often he's up with the lark
A loud, yap, yap, yap,
"Oh, please shut yer trap"

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crazyH Sat 25-Mar-23 15:57:21

The puppy next door liked to bark
And often he's up with the lark
A loud, yap, yap, yap
I knock, tap tap tap

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Juliet27 Sat 25-Mar-23 17:48:00

The puppy next door liked to bark
And often he's up with the lark
A loud, yap, yap, yap
I knock, tap tap tap
Should he be taken to the park?

I used to wear my hair in plaits

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GoldenLady Sun 26-Mar-23 15:48:12

I used to wear my hair in plaits
But looked a bit childish on dates

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Juliet27 Tue 28-Mar-23 08:04:26

I used to wear my hair in plaits
But looked a bit childish on dates
So they were cut off

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VB000 Tue 28-Mar-23 09:07:11

I used to wear my hair in plaits
But looked a bit childish on dates
So they were cut off
And put in the loft

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henetha Tue 28-Mar-23 10:12:00

I used to wear my hair in plaits
But looked a bit childish on dates
So they were cut off
And put in the loft
To then weave into table mats.

Guests used to look rather surprised

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 28-Mar-23 10:25:39

Guests used to look rather surprised
They thought I'd be better disguised

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VB000 Fri 31-Mar-23 11:38:21

Guests used to look rather surprised
They thought I'd be better disguised
I dressed as a cat

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Juliet27 Fri 31-Mar-23 15:55:24

Guests used to look rather surprised
They thought I'd be better disguised
I dressed as a cat
Was given a pat

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henetha Sun 02-Apr-23 10:56:04

Guests used to look rather surprised
They thought I'd be better disguised
I dressed as a cat
Was given a pat
And then "please clear off" was advised.

Apparently I made them sneeze

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GoldenLady Sun 02-Apr-23 16:45:28

Apparently I made them sneeze
And went home with a bad case of fleas

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crazyH Sun 02-Apr-23 17:19:05

Apparently I made them sneeze
And went home with a bad case of fleas
The powder I used

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Apr-23 17:49:46

Apparently I made them sneeze
And went home with a bad case of fleas
The powder I used
Could not be excused

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CazzJazz Sun 02-Apr-23 18:05:30

Apparently I made them sneeze
And went home with a bad case of fleas
The powder I used
Could not be excused
As it smelled like mouldy cheese

I really enjoy a good cheese

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crazyH Sun 02-Apr-23 21:09:32

I really enjoy a good cheese
Even if it’s just a small piece

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VB000 Mon 03-Apr-23 09:12:35

I really enjoy a good cheese
Even if it’s just a small piece
Of lovely cheddar

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crazyH Mon 03-Apr-23 11:21:24

I really enjoy a good cheese
Even if it’s just a small piece
Of lovely cheddar
Brie’s even better

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Apr-23 14:38:24

I really enjoy a good cheese
Even if it’s just a small piece
Of lovely cheddar
Brie’s even better
But I find any piece will please

Amazing - no cloud in the sky!

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GoldenLady Mon 03-Apr-23 15:29:46

Amazing - no cloud in the sky!
Today will be sunny and dry

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 03-Apr-23 15:44:39

Amazing - no cloud in the sky
Today will be sunny and dry
The sky is so blue

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crazyH Mon 03-Apr-23 15:47:00

Amazing - no cloud in the sky
Today will be sunny and dry
The sky is so blue
And that is my cue

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Jane71 Mon 03-Apr-23 17:37:35

Amazing - no cloud in the sky
Today will be sunny and dry
The sky is so blue
And that is my cue
To don my swimsuit, but I'm shy.

Perhaps I should go on a diet

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crazyH Mon 03-Apr-23 17:48:31

Perhaps I should go on a diet
Food, I really shouldn’t buy it

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Jangran99 Mon 03-Apr-23 19:37:42

Perhaps I should go on a diet
Food, I really shouldn’t buy it
But how to resist

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