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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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Jangran99 Sun 12-Mar-23 23:38:24

"Danny Boy" will be heard in pubs
Before getting drunk in the clubs,
Those old Irish songs

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Jane71 Mon 13-Mar-23 09:41:24

"Danny Boy" will be heard in pubs
Before getting drunk in the clubs,
Those old Irish songs
Evoke emotions strong

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Juliet27 Thu 16-Mar-23 09:03:55

“Danny Boy" will be heard in pubs
Before getting drunk in the clubs,
Those old Irish songs
Evoke emotions strong
And that when you’ll be hearing bulbs

If I’d known then what I know now

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crazyH Thu 16-Mar-23 20:05:08

If I’d known then what I know now
I’d dump him fast, do you know how ?

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Juliet27 Fri 17-Mar-23 18:14:42

If I’d known then what I know now
I’d dump him fast, do you know how ?
With a shove well placed?

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crazyH Fri 17-Mar-23 20:06:07

If I’d known then what I know now
I’d dump him fast, do you know how ?
With a shove well placed?
From his seat, well raised

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Juliet27 Sat 18-Mar-23 10:40:23

If I’d known then what I know now
I’d dump him fast, do you know how ?
With a shove well placed?
From his seat, well raised
That’s what comes of having a row!

Wish I could rescue every stray

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crazyH Sat 18-Mar-23 19:03:10

Wish I could rescue every stray
Homing them all would make my day

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henetha Mon 20-Mar-23 10:28:34

Wish I could rescue every stray
Homing them all would make my day
Dogs, cats, or parrots

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Juliet27 Mon 20-Mar-23 15:29:56

Wish I could rescue every stray
Homing them all would make my day
Dogs, cats, or parrots
Even some ferrets

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CazzJazz Mon 20-Mar-23 15:37:34

Wish I could rescue every stray
Homing them all would make my day
Dogs, cats, or parrots
Even some ferrets
I could never turn them away

If only I could be

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Juliet27 Tue 21-Mar-23 08:22:52

If only I could be less stressed
I’m sure I’d then feel far more blessed

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 21-Mar-23 17:28:34

If only I could be less stressed
I'm sure I'd then feel far more blessed
A calm outlook

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Juliet27 Tue 21-Mar-23 19:44:08

If only I could be less stressed
I'm sure I'd then feel far more blessed
A calmer outlook
A yoga guidebook

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Jangran99 Thu 23-Mar-23 08:07:23

If only I could be less stressed
I'm sure I'd then feel far more blessed
A calmer outlook
A yoga guidebook
Say NO when I've always yessed.

What things are important to you

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 23-Mar-23 09:24:37

What things are important to you
Are you seeking pastures anew?

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Juliet27 Thu 23-Mar-23 10:47:15

What things are important to you
Are you seeking pastures anew?
I do need a change

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Crocus5 Thu 23-Mar-23 21:37:34

What things are important to you
Are you seeking pastures anew?
I do need a change
What can I arrange?

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crazyH Thu 23-Mar-23 21:55:48

What things are important to you
Are you seeking pastures anew?
I do need a change
What can I arrange?
A convent in old Timbuktu ?

Earthly pleasures I will denounce

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Juliet27 Fri 24-Mar-23 07:19:37

Earthly pleasures I will denounce
And I’d had those in large amounts

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crazyH Fri 24-Mar-23 08:50:16

Earthly pleasures I will denounce
And I’d had those in large amounts
There comes a time when

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Crocus5 Fri 24-Mar-23 11:49:40

Earthly pleasures I will denounce
And I’d had those in large amounts
There comes a time when
We don’t need the men

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GoldenLady Sat 25-Mar-23 01:37:16

Earthly pleasures I will denounce
And I’d had those in large amounts
There comes a time when
We don’t need the men
And on other joys I shall pounce.

The puppy next door liked to bark

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Crocus5 Sat 25-Mar-23 07:36:47

The puppy next door liked to bark
And often he’s up with the lark

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 25-Mar-23 13:29:30

The puppy next door liked to bark
And often he's up with the lark
A loud, yap, yap, yap

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