Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

I rarely sup a pint of ale
But Sangria’s a diff’rent tale
Something ice cold and fruity

strict rules reminder
I rarely sup a pint of ale
But Sangria’s a diff’rent tale
Ice cold and fruity
A Pimms seems snooty

I

I rarely sup a pint of ale
But Sangria’s a diff’rent tale
Ice cold and fruity
A Pimms seems snooty
But ice cold champagne? Never fails!

Relaxed in the garden am I

Relaxed in the garden am I
Watching the birds fluttering by

Relaxed in the garden am I
Watching the birds fluttering by
The hammock is swinging

Relaxed in the garden am I
Watching the birds fluttering by
The hammock is swinging
And swifts are winging

Relaxed in the garden am I
Watching the birds fluttering by
The hammock is swinging
And swifts are winging
I’m in awe of the clear blue sky

No need for holidays in Spain

No need for holidays in Spain
Let’s avoid all the airports’ pain

No need for holidays in Spain
Let’s avoid all the airports’ pain
Cornwall is better

No need for holidays in Spain
Let’s avoid all the airports’ pain
Cornwall is better
Although it is wetter

No need for holidays in Spain
Let’s avoid all the airports’ pain
Cornwall is better
Although it is wetter
And hillier than Salisbury Plain

Let’s whizz up to Berwick on Tweed

Let’s whizz up to Berwick on Tweed
Plenty to see and do indeed

Let’s whizz up to Berwick on Tweed
Plenty to see and do indeed
‘Twill be my first time

Let’s whizz up to Berwick on Tweed
Plenty to see and do indeed
‘Twill be my first time
But don't have a dime

Let’s whizz up to Berwick on Tweed
Plenty to see and do indeed
‘Twill be my first time
But don't have a dime
I've just got enough for a feed.

Then walk to the district of lakes

Then walk to the district of lakes
Great views and delectable cakes!

Then walk to the district of lakes
Great views and delectable cakes!
To Kendall for mint

Then walk to the district of lakes
Great views and delectable cakes!
To Kendall for mint
Which could leave me skint

Then walk to the district of lakes
Great views and delectable cakes!
To Kendall for mint
Which could leave me skint
And hope it's cooler for all our sakes.

I regret that very big pie

I regret that very big pie
That I bought from a truck driving by

I regret that very big pie
That I bought from a truck driving by
My belt just can’t cope

I regret that very big pie
That I bought from a truck driving by
My belt just can’t cope
My butt is a joke

I regret that very big pie
That I bought from a truck driving by
My belt just can’t cope
My butt is a joke
Slimming bye and bye

Found a dress that fits me just right

I regret that very big pie
That I bought from a truck driving by
My belt just can’t cope
My butt is a joke
I'll be Slimming bye and bye

Found a dress that fits me just right