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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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crazyH Wed 06-Jul-22 14:36:03

I want something different for tea
So those with suggestions, feel free
Duck and Waffles ?

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NanKate Wed 06-Jul-22 22:20:27

I want something different for tea
So those with suggestions, feel free
Duck and Waffles ?
No fishy fossils

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Squiffy Wed 06-Jul-22 22:27:58

I want something different for tea
So those with suggestions, feel free
Duck and Waffles ?
No fishy fossils
Perhaps a few crackers and brie.

I could murder a glass of wine

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crazyH Wed 06-Jul-22 23:12:06

I could murder a glass of wine
I’ll join you, I shall bring mine

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Mollygo Wed 06-Jul-22 23:58:14

I could murder a glass of wine
I’ll join you, I shall bring mine
A generous glass

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Crocus5 Thu 07-Jul-22 07:26:18

I could murder a glass of wine
I’ll join you, I shall bring mine
A generous glass
That only will pass

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nanna8 Thu 07-Jul-22 09:06:58

I could murder a glass of wine
I’ll join you, I shall bring mine
A generous glass
That only will pass
A nice Pinot Grigio this time

Or perhaps a lovely warm red

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NanKate Thu 07-Jul-22 10:51:18

Or perhaps a lovely warm red
With Brie and crusty warm bread ?

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Mollygo Thu 07-Jul-22 11:08:18

Or perhaps a lovely warm red
With Brie and crusty warm bread??
A luscious sorbet?

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NanKate Thu 07-Jul-22 13:33:17

Or perhaps a lovely warm red
With Brie and crusty warm bread??
A luscious sorbet?
Or a fluffy soufflé

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Squiffy Thu 07-Jul-22 13:54:26

Or perhaps a lovely warm red
With Brie and crusty warm bread??
A luscious sorbet?
Or a fluffy soufflé
Then off with antacid to bed!

In the morn I woke with a ‘head’

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 07-Jul-22 15:14:52

In the morn I woke with a 'head'
Was it worth it, my hubby said

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GoldenLady Thu 07-Jul-22 15:59:41

In the morn I woke with a 'head'
Was it worth it, my hubby said
"Oh, yes," I replied

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Squiffy Thu 07-Jul-22 16:21:31

In the morn I woke with a 'head'
Was it worth it, my hubby said
"Oh, yes," I replied
But he knew I lied

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Mollygo Thu 07-Jul-22 16:26:15

In the morn I woke with a 'head'
Was it worth it, my hubby said
"Oh, yes," I replied
But he knew I lied
I would do it again too, I said!

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NanKate Thu 07-Jul-22 21:42:15

The summer sun is blazing hot

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Nell8 Thu 07-Jul-22 21:55:11

The summer sun is blazing hot
My poor old eyes are quite bloodshot

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Squiffy Fri 08-Jul-22 10:15:20

The summer sun is blazing hot
My poor old eyes are quite bloodshot
This heat is too much

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henetha Fri 08-Jul-22 11:19:22

The summer sun is blazing hot
My poor old eyes are quite bloodshot
This heat is too much
I'm too hot to touch

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Nell8 Fri 08-Jul-22 14:23:36

The summer sun is blazing hot
My poor old eyes are quite bloodshot
This heat is too much
I'm too hot to touch
A cool shower should hit the spot

Yes, now for a summery drink

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 08-Jul-22 14:53:32

Yes, now for a summery drink
Some Pimm's with some ice, do you think?

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Squiffy Fri 08-Jul-22 20:32:38

Yes, now for a summery drink
Some Pimm's with some ice, do you think?
A brolly and mint

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crazyH Fri 08-Jul-22 20:57:01

Yes, now for a summery drink
Some Pimm's with some ice, do you think?
A brolly and mint
Alcohol didn’t

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NanKate Fri 08-Jul-22 22:19:35

Yes, now for a summery drink
Some Pimm's with some ice, do you think?
A brolly and mint
Alcohol didn’t
I definitely feel in the pink.

I rarely sup a pint of ale

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Mollygo Fri 08-Jul-22 22:24:39

I rarely sup a pint of ale
But Sangria’s a diff’rent tale

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