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Midsummer’s day has come and gone
My goodness how time races on
Must get my shorts out
Have a run about
Winter will be here before long !

And now we’re into July sales

Midsummer’s day has come and gone
My goodness how time races on
Must get my shorts out
Have a run about

Midsummer’s day has come and gone
My goodness, how time races on
Must get my shorts out

Midsummer’s day has come and gone
My goodness, how time races on

I’m about to pour my first drink ?
Me as well, shall we have a clink?
Let’s dance and be merry
And jig in Derry
Certainly won’t have time to think

Midsummer’s day has come and gone

I’m about to pour my first drink ?
Me as well, shall we have a clink?
Let’s dance and be merry
And jig in Derry

I’m about to pour my first drink ?
Me as well, shall we have a clink?
Let’s dance and be merry

I’m about to pour my first drink ?
Me as well, shall we have a clink?

Old Cliff is still performing
With a good ballad, heart warming
He is still so trim
And so full of vim
He’s a pensioner still worth watching

I’m about to pour my first drink ?

Old Cliff is still performing
With a good ballad, heart warming
He is still so trim
And so full of vim

Old Cliff is still performing
With a good ballad, heart warming
He’s still so trim

Old Cliff is still performing
With a good ballad, heart warming

His rival could be Mick Jägger
But I’d rather have a lager
The Stones roll along
With a chirpy song
He certainly has a swagger.

Old Cliff is still performing

His rival could be Mick Jägger
But I’d rather have a lager
The Stones roll along
With a chirpy song

His rival could be Mick Jägger
But I’d rather have a lager
The Stones roll along

His rival could be Mick Jägger
But I’d rather have a lager

Frankly I’d rather see Elvis
We used to call him “The Pelvis”
With those writhing hips
And the curling lips
I caught him out tending his trellis !

His rival could be Mick Jägger

Frankly I’d rather see Elvis
We used to call him “The Pelvis”
With those writhing hips
And the curling lips

Sorry, missed a word out! ?

Frankly I’d rather see Elvis
We used to call him “The Pelvis”
With those hips that writhed

Frankly I’d rather see Elvis
We used to call him “The Pelvis”
With hips that writhed

Frankly I’d rather see Elvis
We used to call him “The Pelvis”

Not everyone can sing in tune
To warble is such a great boon
But Springsteen still can
Oh, what a great man!
I will be going to see him, soon.

Frankly I’d rather see Elvis

Not everyone can sing in tune
To warble is such a great boon
But Springsteen still can
Oh, what a great man!

Not everyone can sing in tune
To warble is such a great boon
But Springsteen still can

Not everyone can sing in tune
To warble is such a great boon