Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

It's all the same, this time of year
I'll lock myself in, with some beer
So frosty outdoors
The cat licks his paws
And there’s snow on the way I hear

A day for watching the tv

A day for watching the tv
Or erecting the Christmas tree

A day for watching the tv
Or erecting the Christmas tree
it's too cold outside

A day for watching the tv
Or erecting the Christmas tree
it's too cold outside
And slippery besides

A day for watching the tv
Or erecting the Christmas tree
it's too cold outside
And slippery besides
It’s dangerous as you’ll agree.

When young, it was such fun to slide

When young, it was such fun to slide
On the ice, while playing outside

When young, it was such fun to slide
On the ice, while playing outside
Now that’s a big risk

When young, it was such fun to slide
On the ice, while playing outside
Now that’s a big risk
We could slip a disc

When young, it was such fun to slide
On the ice, while playing outside
Now that’s a big risk
We could slip a disc
Especially if we all collide.

Is it time to put on the sprouts?

Is it time to put on the sprouts?
A welcome veg? I have my doubts

Is it time to put on the sprouts?
A welcome veg? I have my doubts
They affect my tum

Not everyone can sing in tune
Carol singing this afternoon

Back to Mollygo...

Is it time to put on the sprouts?
A welcome veg? I have my doubts
They affect my tum
So then i drink rum

Then I have to run,
To ease my pain,
Which I doubt.

Don't know what happened there!!

Is it time to put on the sprouts?
A welcome veg? I have my doubts
They affect my tum
So then i drink rum
And cover the smells with loud shouts!

I don’t know what just happened there.

I don’t know what just happened there.
It seems I was looking elsewhere

I don't know what just happened there
It seems I was looking elsewhere
Keep your eyes open

I don't know what just happened there
It seems I was looking elsewhere
Keep your eyes open
I’ve only just woken

I don't know what just happened there
It seems I was looking elsewhere
Keep your eyes open
I’ve only just woken
It was all a bit of a mare!

Not everyone can sing in tune
Carol singing this afternoon

Not everyone can sing in tune
Carol singing this afternoon
So smile while you sing

Not everyone can sing in tune
Carol singing this afternoon
So smile while you sing
Ring bells, ting-a-ling

Not everyone can sing in tune
Carol singing this afternoon
So smile while you sing
Ring bells, ting-a-ling
The discord will be over soon

Creatures must be shocked by the snow

Creatures must be shocked by the snow
They simply don't know where to go