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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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Jangran99 Sun 04-Dec-22 20:26:35

The cards are all written and stamped,
No wonder my hand is all cramped

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NanKate Sun 04-Dec-22 22:23:03

The cards are all written and stamped,
No wonder my hand is all cramped
I’ll post them tomorrow

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henetha Mon 05-Dec-22 09:55:34

The cards are all written and stamped,
No wonder my hand is all cramped
I’ll post them tomorrow
Cash I will borrow

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VB000 Mon 05-Dec-22 12:49:02

The cards are all written and stamped,
No wonder my hand is all cramped
I’ll post them tomorrow
Cash I will borrow
Hope the car's not been clamped

We'll soon find out if Santa's real

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crazyH Mon 05-Dec-22 14:31:14

We'll soon find out if Santa's real
With him I’ve worked out a good deal

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VB000 Tue 06-Dec-22 12:39:50

We'll soon find out if Santa's real
With him I’ve worked out a good deal
He comes down my chimney

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Mollygo Tue 06-Dec-22 13:36:08

We'll soon find out if Santa's real
With him I’ve worked out a good deal
He comes down my chimney
Sprightly and nimbly

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 06-Dec-22 15:39:33

We'll soon find out if Santa's real
With him I've worked out a good deal
He comes down my chimney
Sprightly and nimbly
I'll leave out mince pies, they're a steal!

I'll put out a glass of sherry

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Bellanonna Tue 06-Dec-22 20:07:02

I'll put out a glass of sherry
Only one as we don’t want him “merry”,

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Juliet27 Wed 07-Dec-22 05:33:35

I’ll put out a glass of sherry
Only one as we don’t want him “merry”
In charge of that sleigh

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VB000 Wed 07-Dec-22 15:32:56

I’ll put out a glass of sherry
Only one as we don’t want him “merry”
In charge of that sleigh
With reindeer that bray

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GoldenLady Wed 07-Dec-22 16:27:41

I’ll put out a glass of sherry
Only one as we don’t want him “merry”
In charge of that sleigh
With reindeer that bray
Will that make him happy? Yes, very!

The weather is rainy and glum

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Mollygo Wed 07-Dec-22 17:53:33

The weather is rainy and glum
Or bright skies, but freezing for some.

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Juliet27 Wed 07-Dec-22 20:41:33

The weather is rainy and glum
Or bright skies, but freezing for some.
I like a crisp day

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Wed 07-Dec-22 21:32:27

The weather is rainy and glum
Or bright skies, but freezing for some.
I like a crisp day
But I'm longing for May

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crazyH Wed 07-Dec-22 22:19:39

The weather is rainy and glum
Or bright skies, but freezing for some.
I like a crisp day
But I'm longing for May
Meanwhile, I’ll have a shot of rum

My ears have been ringing all day

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 08-Dec-22 09:22:29

My ears have been ringing all day
It's driving me nuts, by the way

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Mollygo Thu 08-Dec-22 09:37:59

My ears have been ringing all day
It's driving me nuts, by the way
Tinnitus reigning

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henetha Thu 08-Dec-22 10:20:49

My ears have been ringing all day
It's driving me nuts, by the way
Tinnitus reigning
And I'm not feigning

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Bellanonna Thu 08-Dec-22 10:23:37

(True, in my case)🙁

My ears have been ringing all day
It's driving me nuts, by the way
Tinnitus reigning
I can’t help complaining

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VB000 Thu 08-Dec-22 10:40:00

My ears have been ringing all day
It's driving me nuts, by the way
Tinnitus reigning
And I'm not feigning
So put some more sweets on the tray

My ears have been ringing all day
It's driving me nuts, by the way
Tinnitus reigning
I can’t help complaining
So put some more sweets on the tray

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VB000 Thu 08-Dec-22 10:40:23

It's all the same, this time of year

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Thu 08-Dec-22 22:20:54

It's all the same, this time of year
I'll lock myself in, with some beer

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 09-Dec-22 14:34:31

It's all the same, this time of year
I'll lock myself in, with some beer
So frosty outdoors

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NanKate Fri 09-Dec-22 22:12:32

It's all the same, this time of year
I'll lock myself in, with some beer
So frosty outdoors
The cat licks his paws

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