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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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Nell8 Fri 26-Aug-22 18:27:30

Next week it will be September
Lovely month, unlike November

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GoldenLady Sat 27-Aug-22 00:05:13

Next week it will be September
Lovely month, unlike November
It will cool off a bit

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Mollygo Sat 27-Aug-22 08:02:14

Next week it will be September
Lovely month, unlike November
It will cool off a bit
Will my winter clothes fit?shock

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Nell8 Sun 28-Aug-22 14:07:27

Next week it will be September
Lovely month, unlike November
It will cool off a bit
Will my winter clothes fit?
Guess I'll find out in December.

I wish woollen clothes didn't itch

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GoldenLady Sun 28-Aug-22 14:24:39

Not everyone can sing in tune
Some just like to howl at the moon

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henetha Mon 29-Aug-22 11:30:37

Not everyone can sing in tune
Some just like to howl at the moon
I'm a scalded cat

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Bellanonna Mon 29-Aug-22 11:32:40

Not everyone can sing in tune
Some just like to howl at the moon
I'm a scalded cat
My notes are all flat

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Mollygo Mon 29-Aug-22 11:41:43

Not everyone can sing in tune
Some just like to howl at the moon
I'm a scalded cat
My notes are all flat
Let’s listen to someone else croon.

To go for a swim is my aim

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GoldenLady Mon 29-Aug-22 15:04:41

To go for a swim is my aim
So down to the beach I just came

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 29-Aug-22 15:10:59

To go for a swim is my aim
So down to the beach I just came
I've got my swimsuit

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Crocus5 Mon 29-Aug-22 19:38:06

To go for a swim is my aim
So down to the beach I just came
I’ve got my swimsuit
It’s patterned with fruit

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crazyH Mon 29-Aug-22 20:45:06

To go for a swim is my aim
So down to the beach I just came
I’ve got my swimsuit
It’s patterned with fruit
Nice to play a game of ‘name’

I’m fed up of this spinster life

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Mollygo Mon 29-Aug-22 21:47:29

I’m fed up of this spinster life
Poor treatment of singles is rife

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crazyH Tue 30-Aug-22 00:35:29

I’m fed up of this spinster life
Poor treatment of singles is rife
A supplement here

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henetha Tue 30-Aug-22 10:44:59

I’m fed up of this spinster life
Poor treatment of singles is rife
A supplement here
No money for beer

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Squiffy Tue 30-Aug-22 10:55:10

I’m fed up of this spinster life
Poor treatment of singles is rife
A supplement here
No money for beer
I’m not someone’s Trouble and Strife.

I haven’t been walked down the aisle

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 30-Aug-22 12:37:18

I haven't been walked down the aisle
Yet I could wear white lace with style

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Mollygo Tue 30-Aug-22 12:59:28

I haven't been walked down the aisle
Yet I could wear white lace with style
A wedding or not

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Nell8 Tue 30-Aug-22 13:06:27

I haven't been walked down the aisle
Yet I could wear white lace with style
A wedding or not
I'd give it a shot

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GoldenLady Tue 30-Aug-22 13:54:13

I haven't been walked down the aisle
Yet I could wear white lace with style
A wedding or not
I'd give it a shot
And I'd wear that dress for a while.

Why is a wedding dress white?

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nanna8 Tue 30-Aug-22 14:10:04

Why is a wedding dress white?
It makes for a beautiful sight

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henetha Wed 31-Aug-22 10:47:01

Why is a wedding dress white?
It makes for a beautiful sight,
A long lacy train

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Crocus5 Wed 31-Aug-22 11:30:10

Why is a wedding dress white?
It makes for a beautiful sight
A long lacy train
I hope there’s no rain

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 31-Aug-22 11:34:49

Why is a wedding dress white?
It makes for a beautiful sight
A long lacy train
I hope there's no rain
As then it would stain, what a plight.

Why does a groom wear a top hat?

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Mollygo Wed 31-Aug-22 12:55:26

Why does a groom wear a top hat?
The taller look makes him less fat?

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