LIMERICKS 17 (contd)

A well-dressed woman from Surrey
Seemed to be in a great hurry
Her impatience grew
When she saw the queue

A well-dressed woman from Surrey
Seemed to be in a great hurry
Her impatience grew
When she saw the queue
And she stomped off in a flurry

A pothole fairy is needed

A well-dressed woman from Surrey
Seemed to be in a great hurry
Her impatience grew
When she saw the queue
Of people waiting for curry

Oh not another queue

A well-dressed woman from Surrey
Seemed to be in a great hurry
Her impatience grew
When she saw the queue
And she stomped off in a flurry

A pothole fairy is needed
Every journey I’m impeded

A pothole fairy is needed
Every journey I’m impeded
My tyres are a mess

A pothole fairy is needed
Every journey I’m impeded
My tyres are a mess,
They’ll soon decompress

A pothole fairy is needed
Every journey I’m impeded
My tyres are a mess,
They’ll soon decompress
I wish the holes could be ‘feeded’ !

Though I’m glad UK has seasons

Though I’m glad UK has seasons
I can think of a few reasons

Though I’m glad UK has seasons
I can think of a few reasons
Spring has sprung

Though I’m glad UK has seasons
I can think of a few reasons
Spring has sprung
New life has begun

Though I’m glad UK has seasons
I can think of a few reasons
Spring has sprung
New life has begun
And birds are rehearsing their songs

I wish the year would go less fast

I wish the year would go less fast
It seems no time since Ch….mas last,

I wish the year would go less fast
It seems no time since Ch….mas last,
Time certainly flies

I wish the year would go less fast
It seems no time since Ch....mas last,
Time certainly flies
What a surprise

I wish the year would go less fast
It seems no time since Ch....mas last,
Time certainly flies
What a surprise
As we age the time whizzes past

We must make the most of each day

We must make the most of each day
While the sun shines, we must make hay

We must make the most of each day
While the sun shines, we must make hay
It’s never too late

We must make the most of each day
While the sun shines, we must make hay
It’s never too late
So let’s make a date

We must make the most of each day
While the sun shines, we must make hay
It’s never too late
So let’s make a date
To meet with good friends, come what may.

For friendship is to be cherished

For friendship is to be cherished
Before our good feelings have perished

For friendship is to be cherished
Before our good feelings have perished
To know someone’s there

For friendship is to be cherished
Before our good feelings have perished
To know someone's there
And they truly care

For friendship is to be cherished
Before our good feelings have perished
To know someone's there
And they truly care
Is a bond that should be nourished

My uncle always smoked a pipe

My uncle always smoked a pipe
Not sure why, but it caused me hype

My uncle always smoked a pipe
Not sure why, but it caused me hype
It wasn’t the smell