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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

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Juliet27 Fri 24-Mar-23 21:37:32

There was a girl in every port
He'd send to each a sweet love note
To my darling, sweet
I would never cheat

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GoldenLady Sat 25-Mar-23 01:34:14

There was a girl in every port
He'd send to each a sweet love note
To my darling, sweet
I would never cheat,
Whoops, it's time to get back on my boat!

Aunt Minnie just loved a new hat

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Juliet27 Sat 25-Mar-23 08:15:18

Aunt Minnie just loved a new hat
Though it made her beehive hair flat

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GoldenLady Sun 26-Mar-23 15:49:39

Aunt Minnie just loved a new hat
Though it made her beehive hair flat
And the bees did feel trapped

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Juliet27 Sun 26-Mar-23 17:56:40

Aunt Minnie just loved a new hat
Though it made her beehive hair flat
And the bees felt trapped
Thought they’d been kidnapped

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crazyH Mon 27-Mar-23 09:02:00

Aunt Minnie just loved a new hat
Though it made her beehive hair flat
And the bees felt trapped
Thought they’d been kidnapped
But they did play her tit for tat

They buzzed, she could take it no more

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Juliet27 Mon 27-Mar-23 09:42:22

They buzzed, she could take it no more
I’ll need a new hairstyle she swore

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VB000 Mon 27-Mar-23 11:05:06

They buzzed, she could take it no more
I’ll need a new hairstyle she swore
I think I'll go blonde

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crazyH Mon 27-Mar-23 11:31:15

They buzzed, she could take it no more
I’ll need a new hairstyle she swore
I think I'll go blonde
They will all be conned

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Crocus5 Mon 27-Mar-23 11:34:26

They buzzed, she could take it no more
I’ll need a new hairstyle, she swore
I think I’ll go blonde
Of that dye I’m fond

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GoldenLady Mon 27-Mar-23 15:03:12

They buzzed, she could take it no more
I’ll need a new hairstyle, she swore
I think I’ll go blonde
Of that dye I’m fond
And the bees will soon go out the door.

I'm allergic to flowers of spring

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 27-Mar-23 17:20:13

I'm allergic to flowers of spring
And also to birds on the wing

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CazzJazz Mon 27-Mar-23 18:11:43

I'm allergic to flowers of spring
And also to birds on the wing
I cough and I sneeze

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Juliet27 Mon 27-Mar-23 18:19:16

I'm allergic to flowers of spring
And also to birds on the wing
I cough and I sneeze
And I start to wheeze

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Crocus5 Tue 28-Mar-23 19:51:28

I’m allergic to flowers os Spring
And also to birds on the wing
I cough and I sneeze
And I start to wheeze
A pity, as then I can’t sing

There was a lady dressed in red

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Bellanonna Tue 28-Mar-23 21:48:24

There was a lady dressed in red
A floral hat upon her head

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crazyH Tue 28-Mar-23 22:43:47

There was a lady dressed in red
A floral hat upon her head
Was Chris de Burg there ?

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VB000 Wed 29-Mar-23 11:03:07

There was a lady dressed in red
A floral hat upon her head
Was Chris de Burg there ?
Yes in that old chair

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crazyH Wed 29-Mar-23 11:56:18

There was a lady dressed in red
A floral hat upon her head
Was Chris de Burg there ?
Yes in that old chair,
Was so tired, he went to bed.

There was a lady dressed in green

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GoldenLady Wed 29-Mar-23 15:43:56

There was a lady dressed in green
The strangest sight I've ever seen

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Jangran99 Wed 29-Mar-23 22:06:28

There was a lady dressed in green
The strangest sight I've ever seen
She resembled Shrek

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VB000 Thu 30-Mar-23 12:39:01

There was a lady dressed in green
The strangest sight I've ever seen
She resembled Shrek
I then had to check

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Juliet27 Sat 01-Apr-23 06:26:46

There was a lady dressed in green
The strangest sight I've ever seen
She resembled Shrek
I then had to check
As I have never watched a scene.

A well dressed woman from Surrey

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Crocus5 Sat 01-Apr-23 08:48:21

A well-dressed woman from Surrey
Seemed to be in a great hurry

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Jangran99 Sat 01-Apr-23 10:00:23

A well-dressed woman from Surrey
Seemed to be in a great hurry,
Her impatience grew

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