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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 18-Apr-23 16:22:09

I could sail away on a cruise
From balcony, watery views

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Juliet27 Wed 19-Apr-23 06:51:23

I could sail away on a cruise
From balcony, watery views
I espy new land

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GoldenLady Wed 19-Apr-23 14:11:42

I could sail away on a cruise
From balcony, watery views
I espy new land
And a welcoming band

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Jangran99 Wed 19-Apr-23 23:56:11

I could sail away on a cruise
From balcony, watery views
I espy new land
A welcoming band
And garlands of colourful hues.

But ,alas, it’s just a pipe dream

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crazyH Thu 20-Apr-23 00:08:31

But ,alas, it’s just a pipe dream
Life has let me down, it would seem

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Juliet27 Thu 20-Apr-23 06:14:45

But ,alas, it’s just a pipe dream
Life has let me down, it would seem
I’m hardly afloat

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Salti Thu 20-Apr-23 12:04:04

But ,alas, it’s just a pipe dream
Life has let me down, it would seem
I’m hardly afloat
I need the lifeboat

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Juliet27 Sat 22-Apr-23 07:53:12

But ,alas, it’s just a pipe dream
Life has let me down, it would seem
I’m hardly afloat
I need the lifeboat
As my ship’s now run out of steam

When Auntie Beryl met her match

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GoldenLady Sat 22-Apr-23 14:30:57

When Auntie Beryl met her match
Her schemes were unable to hatch

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crazyH Sat 22-Apr-23 14:47:37

When Auntie Beryl met her match
Her schemes were unable to hatch
The heist she had planned

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 22-Apr-23 16:31:53

When Auntie Beryl met her match
Her schemes were unable to hatch
The heist she had planned
Was sadly, unmanned

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Juliet27 Sun 23-Apr-23 07:33:36

When Auntie Beryl met her match
Her schemes were unable to hatch
The heist she had planned
Was sadly, unmanned
She ended up without a catch.

We welcome spring and then comes rain

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GoldenLady Sun 23-Apr-23 14:23:00

We welcome spring and then comes rain
Some people just have to complain

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Juliet27 Mon 24-Apr-23 06:14:42

We welcome spring and then comes rain
Some people just have to complain
It’s alright for some

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Jangran99 Mon 24-Apr-23 17:03:19

We welcome spring and then comes rain
Some people just have to complain
It’s alright for some
Where rains seldom come

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GoldenLady Mon 24-Apr-23 21:47:39

We welcome spring and then comes rain
Some people just have to complain
It’s alright for some
Where rains seldom come
But I want the sunshine again!

Aunt Mabel just loved to dress up

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Juliet27 Tue 25-Apr-23 08:42:02

Aunt Mabel just loved to dress up
But what she forgets is makeup

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Crocus5 Tue 25-Apr-23 09:04:02

Aunt Mabel just loved to dress up
But what she forgets is makeup
Her face looks so pale

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Salti Tue 25-Apr-23 11:05:56

Aunt Mabel just loved to dress up
But what she forgets is makeup
Her face looks so pale
She oft wears a veil

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GoldenLady Tue 25-Apr-23 14:26:24

Aunt Mabel just loved to dress up
But what she forgets is makeup
Her face looks so pale
She oft wears a veil
She usually frightens my pup.

I wish that my neighbor didn't snore

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nanna8 Tue 25-Apr-23 14:32:55

I wish that my neighbour didn’t snore
It rattles the windows and door

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Juliet27 Wed 26-Apr-23 18:23:49

I wish that my neighbour didn’t snore
It rattles the windows and door
It sounds like thunder

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CazzJazz Thu 27-Apr-23 16:34:12

I wish that my neighbour didn't snore
It rattles the windows and door
It sounds like thunder
From way down under

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Jangran99 Thu 27-Apr-23 23:19:55

I wish that my neighbour didn't snore
It rattles the windows and door
It sounds like thunder
From way down under
I don't think I can take much more!

I'll need to invest in ear plugs

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Salti Fri 28-Apr-23 11:32:28

I'll need to invest in ear plugs
A better solution than drugs

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