LIMERICKS 17 (contd)

On the whole, I would rather be single
But sometimes it's fun to mingle
So mingle with care
As some don’t play fair
And your alarms might set off a jingle.

Which shall it be, red or white?

Which shall it be, red or white?
Well red keeps me up half the night

Which shall it be, red or white?
Well red keeps me up half the night
White and my head spins

Which shall it be, red or white?
Well red keeps me up half the night
White and my head spins
Rose - a headache begins

Which shall it be, red or white?
Well red keeps me up half the night
White and my head spins
Rose - a headache begins
Maybe I'll drink Coke or Sprite?

A turtle was crossing the road

A turtle was crossing the road
To surprise his friend Mr Toad

A turtle was crossing the road
To surprise his friend Mr Toad
He slowly ambled

A turtle was crossing the road
To surprise his friend Mr Toad
He slowly ambled
His life he gambled

A turtle was crossing the road
To surprise his friend Mr Toad
He slowly ambled
His life he gambled
But that shell’s such a heavy load

‘My’ blackbirds have started their nest 😀

‘My’ blackbirds have started their nest 😀
They tackle the task with such zest

My’ blackbirds have started their nest 😀
They tackle the task with such zest
And the racket they make

‘ My’ blackbirds have started their nest 😀
They tackle the task with such zest
And the racket they make
Should anything take

'My' blackbirds have started their nest
They tackle the task with such zest
And the racket they make
Should anything take
Will stop them amidst their foul quest.

It's still a bit chilly and wet

It's still a bit chilly and wet
And there’s still more to come I bet

It's still a bit chilly and wet
And there’s still more to come I bet
Though sweet signs of spring

It's still a bit chilly and wet
And there’s still more to come I bet
Though sweet signs of spring
And joys it will bring

It's still a bit chilly and wet
And there’s still more to come I bet
Though sweet signs of spring
And joys it will bring
Make it easy the cold to forget.

Well, it's still the beginning of March

Well, it's still the beginning of March
But birds are singing in the larch

Well, it's still the beginning of March
But birds are singing in the larch
By the time I wake

Well, it's still the beginning of March
But birds are singing in the larch
By the time I wake
It seems it’s daybreak

Well, it's still the beginning of March
But birds are singing in the larch
By the time I wake
It seems it’s daybreak
And my throat is really parched

I stumble out of bed and see

I stumble out of bed and see
A pile of ironing waiting for me

I stumble out of bed and see
A pile of ironing waiting for me
So I go back to bed

I stumble out of bed and see
A pile of ironing waiting for me
I go back to bed
Nooo, the cat wants fed

I stumble out of bed and see
A pile of ironing waiting for me
I go back to bed
Nooo, the cat wants fed
And now it seems I need a wee

The end of a cosy lie in