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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

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Bellanonna Tue 03-Jan-23 12:19:34

Where is my Piriton? I ask
And I need to retrieve my mask
There’s many a bug

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 03-Jan-23 13:12:14

Where is my Piriton? I ask
And I need to retrieve my mask
There's many a bug
I need a bit hug

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Jangran99 Tue 03-Jan-23 16:48:03

Where is my Piriton? I ask
And I need to retrieve my mask
There's many a bug
I need a big hug
Now who would you like for the task?

For me it would be Richard Gere blush

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Squiffy Tue 03-Jan-23 17:13:46

Where is my Piriton? I ask
And I need to retrieve my mask
I’ll sniffle and sneeze

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Squiffy Tue 03-Jan-23 17:15:01

Ignore mine! Wrong page blush

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Squiffy Tue 03-Jan-23 17:16:37

For me it would be Richard Gere blush
But how could I entice him here?

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Jangran99 Tue 03-Jan-23 18:54:17

For me it would be Richard Gere blush
But how could I entice him here?
A flirtatious smile?

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Juliet27 Tue 03-Jan-23 19:24:48

For me it would be Richard Gere
But how could I entice him here?
A flirtatious smile?
And I'd use my guile

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GoldenLady Tue 03-Jan-23 20:01:25

For me it would be Richard Gere
But how could I entice him here?
A flirtatious smile?
And I'd use my guile
And hopefully watch him come near.

The kittens would get his attention

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Jangran99 Tue 03-Jan-23 21:52:20

The kittens would get his attention
Well that was not my intention,

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Squiffy Wed 04-Jan-23 00:38:51

The kittens would get his attention
Well that was not my intention,
They’re fluffy and cute

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henetha Wed 04-Jan-23 10:29:13

The kittens would get his attention
Well that was not my intention,
They’re fluffy and cute
So Richard won't scoot

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crazyH Wed 04-Jan-23 11:05:09

The kittens would get his attention
Well that was not my intention,
They’re fluffy and cute
So Richard won't scoot
I reckon there’s some potential 😉

Eat your heart out Julia Roberts

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 04-Jan-23 12:27:02

Eat your heart out Julia Roberts
As it's round here the flirting starts

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Juliet27 Thu 05-Jan-23 14:23:26

Eat your heart out Julia Roberts
As it's round here the flirting starts
And we are triers

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henetha Fri 06-Jan-23 10:27:20

Eat your heart out Julia Roberts
As it's round here the flirting starts
And we are triers,
Romantic fliers,

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Juliet27 Sat 07-Jan-23 07:50:08

Eat your heart out Julia Roberts
As it's round here the flirting starts
And we are triers,
Romantic fliers,
We’ve been know to break a few hearts

The birds have started their spring song

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henetha Sat 07-Jan-23 10:00:09

The birds have started their spring song
Which means summer won't be too long

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GoldenLady Sat 07-Jan-23 14:52:41

The birds have started their spring song
Which means summer won't be too long
Only 5 months to go

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Juliet27 Sat 07-Jan-23 22:42:22

The birds have started their spring song
Which means summer won't be too long
Just 5 months to go
And new buds now show

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henetha Sun 08-Jan-23 11:16:26

The birds have started their spring song
Which means summer won't be too long
Just 5 months to go
And new buds now show
What a wonderful thought, ding dong.

But for now it's raining so hard

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 08-Jan-23 16:01:37

But for now it's raining so hard
Huge, deep puddles in the back yard

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GoldenLady Sun 08-Jan-23 16:10:28

But for now it's raining so hard
Huge, deep puddles in the back yard
Think I'll go for a swim

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Bellanonna Mon 09-Jan-23 22:36:13

But for now it's raining so hard
Huge, deep puddles in the back yard
Think I'll go for a swim
Often do on a whim

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GoldenLady Tue 10-Jan-23 14:47:50

But for now it's raining so hard
Huge, deep puddles in the back yard
Think I'll go for a swim
Often do on a whim
But then, I'm a large St. Bernard!

My favorite pal is a poodle

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