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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

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Milly47 Mon 05-Sept-22 13:57:15

I am far too full up to move
It feels like I’m stuck in a groove
Maybe one more dessert?
That should keep me quite pert

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 05-Sept-22 15:06:29

I am far too full up to move
It feels like I'm stuck in a groove
Maybe one more dessert?
That should keep me quite pert
That sugar, my cravings will soothe.

I can't resist egg and bacon

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Milly47 Mon 05-Sept-22 15:13:13

I can't resist egg and bacon
Or toast - with a bit of hake on

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Crocus5 Tue 06-Sept-22 09:26:24

I can’t resist egg and bacon
Or toast-with a bit of hake on
For breakfast, it’s good

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henetha Tue 06-Sept-22 10:55:36

I can’t resist egg and bacon
Or toast-with a bit of hake on
For breakfast, it’s good
I'd eat it, I would,

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GoldenLady Wed 07-Sept-22 14:16:27

I can’t resist egg and bacon
Or toast-with a bit of hake on
For breakfast, it’s good
I'd eat it, I would,
If I didn't mind the weight I would take on.

My get up and go has all went

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Juliet27 Fri 09-Sept-22 07:38:41

My get up and go has all went
And my body seems to be bent

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 09-Sept-22 12:39:29

My get up and go has all went
And my body seems to be bent
It's crooked and sad

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GoldenLady Fri 09-Sept-22 14:32:57

My get up and go has all went
And my body seems to be bent
It's crooked and sad
And my dancing is bad

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Juliet27 Sat 10-Sept-22 01:28:15

My get up and go has all went
And my body seems to be bent
It's crooked and sad
And my dancing is bad
My best years I’ve already spent.

If I could have my time again

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Milly47 Sat 10-Sept-22 04:13:40

If I could have my time again
I’d probably move to Spain

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Crocus5 Sat 10-Sept-22 08:08:26

If I could have my time again
I’d probably move to Spain
And enjoy the sun

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GoldenLady Sat 10-Sept-22 13:52:32

If I could have my time again
I’d probably move to Spain
And enjoy the sun
And have nothing but fun

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Juliet27 Sun 11-Sept-22 07:45:03

If I could have my time again
I’d probably move to Spain
And enjoy the sun
And have nothing but fun
But sadly here I must remain

I’ve woken to a morning mist

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henetha Sun 11-Sept-22 10:22:47

I’ve woken to a morning mist
Eggs and bacon I can't resist

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Crocus5 Sun 11-Sept-22 11:07:14

I’ve woken to a morning mist
Eggs and bacon I can’t resist
With a piece of toast

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GoldenLady Sun 11-Sept-22 15:48:17

I’ve woken to a morning mist
Eggs and bacon I can’t resist
With a piece of toast
The kind I like most

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 13-Sept-22 16:45:19

I've woken to a morning mist
Eggs and bacon I can't resist
With a piece of toast
The kind I like most
And loads of butter, I insist.

Sometimes, I like to bake a cake

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crazyH Tue 13-Sept-22 21:35:48

Sometimes, I like to bake a cake
Mainly for the grandchildren’s sake

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Juliet27 Wed 14-Sept-22 07:36:50

Sometimes, I like to bake a cake
Mainly for the grandchildren’s sake
Though I’m a poor cook

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Bellanonna Wed 14-Sept-22 09:32:40

And don’t go by the book

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GoldenLady Wed 14-Sept-22 15:18:40

Sometimes, I like to bake a cake
Mainly for the grandchildren’s sake
Though I’m a poor cook
And don't go by the book,
A masterpiece I sometimes make.

A trip to the seashore is fun

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crazyH Wed 14-Sept-22 22:54:13

A trip to the seashore is fun
I make sure I pack an iced bun

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henetha Thu 15-Sept-22 11:09:57

A trip to the seashore is fun
I make sure I pack an iced bun
And lemonade too

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GoldenLady Thu 15-Sept-22 14:55:49

A trip to the seashore is fun
I make sure I pack an iced bun
And lemonade too
And perhaps some fondue?

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