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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

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crazyH Sat 20-Nov-21 16:13:22

So young Bill enrolled at the gym
Hoping he’ll soon get to be trim

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Juliet27 Sat 20-Nov-21 18:38:08

So young Bill enrolled at the gym
Hoping he’ll soon get to be trim
But problems arose

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Hellogirl1 Sat 20-Nov-21 23:01:38

So young Bill enrolled at the gym
Hoping he`ll soon get to be trim
But problems arose
He fell on his nose

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henetha Sun 21-Nov-21 11:07:25

So young Bill enrolled at the gym
Hoping he`ll soon get to be trim
But problems arose
He fell on his nose
Now it's broke, but really suits him.

His hero is Sylvester Stallone

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Juliet27 Sun 21-Nov-21 16:10:35

His hero is Sylvester Stallone
And he wishes he was a clone

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GoldenLady Sun 21-Nov-21 17:30:49

His hero is Sylvester Stallone
And he wishes he was a clone
Being macho his wish

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 22-Nov-21 16:03:52

His hero is Sylvester Stallone
And he wishes he was a clone
Being macho his wish
A muscular dish

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GoldenLady Mon 22-Nov-21 18:21:50

His hero is Sylvester Stallone
And he wishes he was a clone
Being macho his wish
A muscular dish
Being called all the time on the phone.

Soon it will be Turkey Day

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crazyH Mon 22-Nov-21 20:54:02

Soon it will be the Turkey Day
It’s going to cost me all my pay

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henetha Tue 23-Nov-21 11:27:54

Soon it will be the Turkey Day
It’s going to cost me all my pay,
The turkey says "NO!"

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Hellogirl1 Tue 23-Nov-21 21:35:27

Soon it will be the Turkey Day
It`s going to cost me all my pay,
The turkey says "NO!"
"You lot are the foe"

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crazyH Tue 23-Nov-21 22:10:00

Soon it will be the Turkey Day
It`s going to cost me all my pay,
The turkey says "NO!"
"You lot are the foe"
I’m leaving, that’s all I will say

Don’t try to find me, I’m going out East

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henetha Wed 24-Nov-21 10:01:02

Don’t try to find me, I’m going out East
I escaping your Christmas feast

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henetha Wed 24-Nov-21 10:01:52

Sorry.
Don’t try to find me, I’m going out East
I'm escaping your Christmas feast

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Crocus5 Wed 24-Nov-21 15:43:41

Don’t try to find me, I’m going out East
I’m escaping your Christmas feast
It’s too much to bear

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 24-Nov-21 15:46:48

Don't try to find me, I'm going out East
I'm escaping your Christmas feast
It's too much to bear
I'll hide in my lair

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Juliet27 Wed 24-Nov-21 20:56:41

Don't try to find me, I'm going out East
I'm escaping your Christmas feast
It's too much to bear
I'll hide in my lair
And I won’t put on weight at least

A flying instructor from Leeds

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Hellogirl1 Wed 24-Nov-21 21:55:22

A flying instructor from Leeds
Who was known for his daring deeds

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 25-Nov-21 15:10:05

A flying instructor from Leeds
Who was known for his daring deeds
Was looping the loop

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crazyH Thu 25-Nov-21 15:29:08

A flying instructor from Leeds
Who was known for his daring deeds
Was looping the loop,
For lunch he had soup

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GoldenLady Sat 27-Nov-21 02:06:06

A flying instructor from Leeds
Who was known for his daring deeds
Was looping the loop,
For lunch he had soup
And said, "After this no big feeds!"

A zookeeper had a pet llama

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Juliet27 Sat 27-Nov-21 09:08:47

A zookeeper had a pet llama
Which was really quite a charmer

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henetha Sat 27-Nov-21 15:28:14

A zookeeper had a pet llama
Which was really quite a charmer
With cute fluffy fur

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Hellogirl1 Sat 27-Nov-21 23:26:36

A zookeeper had a pet llama
Which was really quite a charmer
With cute fluffy fur
Was it him or her?

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henetha Sun 28-Nov-21 11:01:39

A zookeeper had a pet llama
Which was really quite a charmer
With cute fluffy fur
Was it him or her?
Don't know, so he asked the farmer.

The farmer said "How would I know"

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