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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

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GoldenLady Tue 15-Mar-22 16:40:15

They'd rob granny for a fiver
Or sell Mum, Mrs McGyver
They are without shame

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crazyH Tue 15-Mar-22 16:42:07

They'd rob granny for a fiver
Or sell Mum, Mrs McGyver
They are without shame
I wish I could name

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Juliet27 Tue 15-Mar-22 17:35:20

They'd rob granny for a fiver
Or sell Mum, Mrs McGyver
They are without shame
I wish I could name
But best remain a survivor

This world now seems so full of care

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crazyH Tue 15-Mar-22 17:47:12

This world now seems so full of care
A burst of joy is very rare

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Mollygo Tue 15-Mar-22 19:17:18

This world now seems so full of care
A burst of joy is very rare
A hug or a smile

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Hellogirl1 Tue 15-Mar-22 21:02:01

This world now seems so full of care
A burst of joy is very rare
A hug or a smile
Will surely beguile

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crazyH Tue 15-Mar-22 21:27:14

This world now seems so full of care
A burst of joy is very rare
A hug or a smile
Will surely beguile
But a kiss is best, if you dare.

I need some cheer in my dull life

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henetha Wed 16-Mar-22 11:06:08

I need some cheer in my dull life
A contrast to this awful strife

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crazyH Wed 16-Mar-22 11:08:03

I need some cheer in my dull life
A contrast to this awful strife
This grey all around

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henetha Wed 16-Mar-22 11:09:20

I need some cheer in my dull life
A contrast to this awful strife
This grey all around
No fun to be found

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GoldenLady Wed 16-Mar-22 13:18:10

I need some cheer in my dull life
A contrast to this awful strife
This grey all around
No fun to be foundTWith doom and gloom it is rife.

The radio I'm turning off

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crazyH Wed 16-Mar-22 23:19:22

The radio I'm turning off
Excuse me, I just want to cough

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Juliet27 Thu 17-Mar-22 06:32:45

The radio I'm turning off
Excuse me, I just want to cough
Not Covid again?

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NanKate Thu 17-Mar-22 07:17:21

The radio I'm turning off
Excuse me, I just want to cough
Not Covid again?
Just a bit of phlegm ?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 17-Mar-22 12:45:02

The radio I'm turning off
Excuse me, I just want to cough
Not Covid again?
Just a bit of phlegm
I'm feeling a little bit rough.

There was a flibbertigibbet

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henetha Thu 17-Mar-22 14:15:49

There was a flibbertigibbet
Who was a bit of a fidget

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Jangran99 Thu 17-Mar-22 17:12:41

There was a flibbertigibbet
Who was a bit of a fidget
Just couldn't keep still

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crazyH Thu 17-Mar-22 17:32:06

There was a flibbertigibbet
Who was a bit of a fidget
Just couldn't keep still
Throwing hands at will

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henetha Fri 18-Mar-22 10:34:10

There was a flibbertigibbet
Who was a bit of a fidget
Just couldn't keep still
Throwing hands at will
So hard, she damaged a digit.

Robbie always wears a red kilt

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Jangran99 Fri 18-Mar-22 15:45:59

Robbie always wears a red kilt
In Royal Stewart he's well built

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 18-Mar-22 16:48:07

Robbie always wears a red kilt
In Royal Stewart he's well built
He so loves to twirl

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crazyH Fri 18-Mar-22 16:49:58

Robbie always wears a red kilt
In Royal Stewart he's well built
His muscles are taut

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Jangran99 Fri 18-Mar-22 17:29:49

Robbie always wears a red kilt
In Royal Stewart he's well built
He so loves to twirl
To the bagpipes skirl

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Mollygo Sat 19-Mar-22 09:13:20

Robbie always wears a red kilt
In Royal Stewart he's well built
He so loves to twirl
To the bagpipes skirl
And makes sure his Whisky’s not spilt!

Sunshine brings out lots of walkers

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crazyH Sat 19-Mar-22 09:16:15

Sunshine brings out lots of walkers
Gets their boots out from the lockers

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