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Such happy memories I treasure
Think of fondly in my leisure
Those wild Spanish nights
Removing my tights
So naughty, but what a pleasure!

It's those hot blooded Spanish men

It’s those hot blooded Spanish men
Who make my pulse race once again

It’s those hot blooded Spanish men
Who make my pulse race once again
Well, I still have my dreams

It’s those hot blooded Spanish men
Who make my pulse race once again
I still have my dreams,
Now it’s custard creams

It’s those hot blooded Spanish men.
Who make my pulse race once again
I still have my dreams
Now it’s custard creams
A small glass of port now and then.

I’m longing to go on my cruise

I’m longing to go on my cruise
But hope I've got rid of the bruise

I’m longing to go on my cruise
But hope I've got rid of the bruise
But cruises have danger

I`m longing to go on my cruise
But hope I`ve got rid of the bruise
But cruises have danger
Beware of that stranger

I`m longing to go on my cruise
But hope I`ve got rid of the bruise
But cruises have danger
Beware of that stranger
He just could be really bad news.

Maybe a nice hotel instead?

Maybe a nice hotel instead?
You know, the one managed by Ted?

Maybe a nice hotel instead?
You know, the one managed by Ted?
It`s clean and cosy

Maybe a nice hotel instead?
You know, the one managed by Ted?
It`s clean and cosy,
All done by Rosy,

Maybe a nice hotel instead?
You know, the one managed by Ted?
It's clean and cosy
All done by Rosy
And not far from Steeple Bumpstead.

I love a small English village

I love a small English village
The kind that the Vikings wouldn't pillge

Is there any way to edit? I meant to say pillage, of course.

I love a small English village
The kind the Vikings would pillage
Cute houses with thatch

I love a small English village
The kind the Vikings would pillage
Cute houses with thatch
And grass, a small patch

I love a small English village
The kind the Vikings would pillage
Cute houses with thatch
And grass, a small patch
And tractors making their spillage

The tractors can`t be avoided

The tractors can`t be avoided
The developer really enjoyed it

The tractors can`t be avoided
The developer enjoyed it
But it breaks my heart

The tractors can`t be avoided
The developer enjoyed it
But it breaks my heart
Old homes pulled apart

The tractors can`t be avoided
The developer enjoyed it
But it breaks my heart
Old homes pulled apart
For gain those lives were just voided.

A young man from Hull went to Spain

A young man from Hull went to Spain
But, by 'eck - all it did was rain

A young man from Hull went to Spain
But, by 'eck - all it did was rain
He wished he’d stayed home

A young man from Hull went to Spain
But, by 'eck - all it did was rain
He wished he’d stayed home
Alas, why did he roam?