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Limericks with very strict rules (6) - 88558

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Jangran99 Tue 05-Oct-21 23:49:29

To help new players the rules on this strict version are
Rows 1,2 and 5 have 8 syllables
Rows. 3 and 4 have 5 syllables

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crazyH Tue 15-Mar-22 21:23:00

But still my favourite is a roast
Although I do not like to boast
My Yorkshires, they rise

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GoldenLady Tue 15-Mar-22 23:24:19

But still my favourite is a roast
Although I do not like to boast
My Yorkshires, they rise
And folks kill for my pies

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Juliet27 Wed 16-Mar-22 07:17:51

But still my favourite is a roast
Although I do not like to boast
My Yorkshires, they rise
And folks kill for my pies
It’s roast spuds that I like the most

Wish for salads I could enthuse

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henetha Wed 16-Mar-22 11:04:32

Wish for salads I could enthuse
They're not a meal I often choose

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crazyH Wed 16-Mar-22 11:06:14

Wish for salads I could enthuse
They're not a meal I often choose
All that red and green

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henetha Wed 16-Mar-22 11:08:17

Wish for salads I could enthuse
They're not a meal I often choose
All that red and green
No chips to be seen

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Jangran99 Wed 16-Mar-22 14:35:02

Wish for salads I could enthuse
They're not a meal I often choose
All that red and green
No chips to be seen
I'd rather have steak with my booze

I'm partial to a nice red wine

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crazyH Wed 16-Mar-22 15:13:31

I'm partial to a nice red wine
Though I’m not into dining, fine

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 17-Mar-22 12:50:10

I'm partial to a nice red wine
Though I'm not into dining, fine
Please pass a bottle

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henetha Thu 17-Mar-22 14:12:19

'm partial to a nice red wine
Though I'm not into dining, fine
Please pass a bottle
Before I throttle

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crazyH Thu 17-Mar-22 17:30:39

I'm partial to a nice red wine
Though I'm not into dining, fine
Please pass a bottle
Before I throttle
The waiter, who’s waiting in line

Before me sits a gourmet spread

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GoldenLady Sat 19-Mar-22 15:17:00

Before me sits a gourmet spread
With delicious, crispy warm bread

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crazyH Sat 19-Mar-22 16:14:52

Before me sits a gourmet spread
With delicious, crispy warm bread
Kobe beef, ass cheese

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Hellogirl1 Mon 21-Mar-22 02:59:56

Before me is a gourmet spread
With delicious, crispy warm bread
Kobe beef, ass cheese
Food that will bring me to my knees

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Jangran99 Mon 21-Mar-22 17:52:12

Before me is a gourmet spread
With delicious, crispy warm bread
Kobe beef, ass cheese
Bring me to my knees
With thanks to that master chef Fred

Will you still be wearing a mask

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crazyH Mon 21-Mar-22 18:01:14

Will you still be wearing a mask
When threat of Covid has past

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henetha Tue 22-Mar-22 10:00:33

Will you still be wearing a mask
When threat of Covid has past
No, freedom for me

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crazyH Tue 22-Mar-22 10:29:07

Will you still be wearing a mask
When threat of Covid has past
No, freedom for me
Can breathe easily

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GoldenLady Tue 22-Mar-22 15:45:04

Will you still be wearing a mask
When threat of Covid has past
No, freedom for me
Can breathe easily
But when will this all end, I ask?

My new dog just will not be trained

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Mar-22 16:45:56

My new dog just will not be trained
No matter how hard I’ve explained

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crazyH Tue 22-Mar-22 17:40:06

My new dog just will not be trained
No matter how hard I’ve explained
Refuses to ‘beg’

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Juliet27 Tue 22-Mar-22 19:37:17

My new dog just will not be trained
No matter how hard I’ve explained
Refuses to ‘beg’
And will cock his leg

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crazyH Tue 22-Mar-22 21:01:07

My new dog just will not be trained
No matter how hard I’ve explained
Refuses to ‘beg’
And will cock his leg
My energy, has all been drained

Tomorrow he’s going to ‘Walkies’

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henetha Wed 23-Mar-22 11:13:45

Tomorrow he’s going to ‘Walkies’
And I'll learn the correct "Talkies"

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crazyH Wed 23-Mar-22 11:48:16

Tomorrow he’s going to ‘Walkies’
And I'll learn the correct "Talkies"
He’ll do the right things

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