Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

To travel would be my fond wish
Taste the most aromatic dish
With spices galore
They’re best in Lahore
The curry is simply delish!

And then some Pavlova in Oz

And then some Pavlova in Oz
It must come from down there because

And then some Pavlova in Oz
It must come from down there because
It's best on the beach

And then some Pavlova in Oz
It must come from down there because
It`s best on the beach
Eaten with a peach

And then some pavlova in Oz
It must come from down there because
It’s best on the beach
Eaten with a peach
The best dessert there ever was

Then with that, have a mojito

Then with that, have a mojito
On a flight from Oz to Quito

Then with that, have a mojito
On a flight from Oz to Quito
Always go first class

Then with that, have a mojito
On a flight from Oz to Quito
Always go first class
Not in with the mass

Then with that, have a mojito
On a flight from Oz to Quito
Always go first class
Not in with the mass
I am so worth it, don't you know?

Gosh, the pilot had seen it all

Gosh, the pilot had seen it all
From Timbuktu to Montreal

Gosh, the pilot had seen it all
From Timbuktu to Montreal
Calm in a crisis

Gosh, the pilot had seen it all
From Timbuktu to Montreal
Calm in a crisis
His good advice is

Gosh, the pilot had seen it all
From Timbuktu to Montreal
Calm in a crisis
His good advice is
Don't panic, we're not going to fall.

How about a big cruise liner?

How about a big cruise liner?
All mod cons snd a posh diner

How about a big cruise liner?
All mod cons and a posh diner
With haute cuisine too

How about a big cruise liner?
All mod cons and a posh diner
With haute cuisine too
And all around, blue

How about a big cruise liner?
All mod cons and a posh diner
With haute cuisine too
And all around, blue
Sea, could your life be any finer?

Remember to pack a ball gown

Remember to pack a ball gown
With straps, so it doesn't fall down

Remember to pack a ball gown
With straps, so it doesn't fall down
For a daring tango

Remember to pack a ball gown
With straps, so it doesn`t fall down
For a daring tango
Or a fandango

Remember to pack a ball gown
With straps, so it doesn`t fall down
For a daring tango
Or a fandango
Be sure not to dance with a clown!

Today is the first day of fall

Today is the first day of fall
Autumn is what we tend to call

Today is the first day of fall
Autumn is what we tend to call
We use either or both

Today is the first day of fall
Autumn is what we tend to call
We use either or both
The twang some do loath

Today is the first day of fall
Autumn is what we tend to call
We use either or both
The twang some do loath,
It don't matter, just accept all.

The leaves do turn beautiful shades