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Limericks with very strict rules (5) - 88558

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Jangran99 Fri 13-Aug-21 16:34:44

Let’s carry on with our strict number of syllables. For new players it’s
Lines 1,2,5 …….. 8 syllables
Lines 3, 4 ………...5 syllables

To continue from previous thread

His star will ride high in heaven
For the joy that he has given
The music was great

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GoldenLady Fri 01-Apr-22 15:05:14

I think I'll just buy one more thing
Something to show that it's spring!
A shade jolly bright
That fits me just right
And makes me get out there and sing.

The trees are beginning to bloom

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crazyH Fri 01-Apr-22 18:35:23

The trees are beginning to bloom
Magnolias I see from my room

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henetha Sat 02-Apr-22 12:02:07

The trees are beginning to bloom
Magnolias I see from my room
They gladden the heart

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Juliet27 Sat 02-Apr-22 14:05:38

The trees are beginning to bloom
Magnolias I see from my room
They gladden the heart
Of summer a start

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Apr-22 16:47:17

The trees are beginning to bloom
Magnolias I see from my room
They gladden the heart
Of summer a start
And help to push away the gloom.

An intellectual old man

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Juliet27 Sun 03-Apr-22 16:58:21

An intellectual old man
Said ‘can you teach me how to scan.’

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crazyH Sun 03-Apr-22 17:09:57

An intellectual old man
Said ‘can you teach me how to scan.’
“Yes, but I’m not free”

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henetha Mon 04-Apr-22 11:14:54

An intellectual old man
Said ‘can you teach me how to scan.’
“Yes, but I’m not free”
Give money to me,

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GoldenLady Mon 04-Apr-22 15:20:22

An intellectual old man
Said ‘can you teach me how to scan.’
“Yes, but I’m not free”
Give money to me,
The old guy away from him ran.

The cell phone is easy for kids

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Juliet27 Thu 07-Apr-22 07:05:55

The cell phone is easy for kids
On eBay they’ll be making bids

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crazyH Thu 07-Apr-22 12:52:42

The cell phone is easy for kids
On eBay they’ll be making bids
But who’s paying the bill ?

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GoldenLady Thu 07-Apr-22 14:36:58

The cell phone is easy for kids
On eBay they’ll be making bids
But who’s paying the bill ?
Their mom and dad will

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crazyH Thu 07-Apr-22 18:36:54

The cell phone is easy for kids
On eBay they’ll be making bids
But who’s paying the bill ?
Their mom and dad will
And Uncle will give a few quid(s)

He’s always there when they need him

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Jangran99 Thu 07-Apr-22 18:50:12

He’s always there when they need him,
Without his help life could be grim

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crazyH Thu 07-Apr-22 22:21:20

He’s always there when they need him,
Without his help life could be grim
He’s big and burly

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Crocus5 Fri 08-Apr-22 07:15:14

He’s always there when they need him
Without his help life could be grim
He’s big and burly
Hair a bit curly

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Juliet27 Fri 08-Apr-22 07:30:15

He’s always there when they need him
Without his help life could be grim
He’s big and burly
Hair a bit curly
He’d not be the same with a trim

Must be fun to have a sister

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crazyH Fri 08-Apr-22 19:46:19

Must be fun to have a sister
Until she flirts with your Mister

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Juliet27 Sat 09-Apr-22 14:28:45

Must be fun to have a sister
Until she flirts with your Mister
I’d not thought of that!

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GoldenLady Sun 10-Apr-22 01:04:28

Must be fun to have a sister
Until she flirts with your Mister
I’d not thought of that!
Better off with a cat

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Juliet27 Sun 10-Apr-22 08:41:49

Must be fun to have a sister
Until she flirts with your Mister
I’d not thought of that!
Better off with a cat
Went wrong when I saw he kissed her

Maybe a brother would be best

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crazyH Sun 10-Apr-22 09:34:27

Maybe a brother would be best
He’ll help me with my driving test

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Hellogirl1 Mon 11-Apr-22 23:19:45

Maybe a brother would be best
He`ll help me with my driving test
His mates will be cool

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Juliet27 Tue 12-Apr-22 03:04:31

Maybe a brother would be best
He`ll help me with my driving test
His mates will be cool
Won’t think me a fool

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crazyH Tue 12-Apr-22 08:38:17

Maybe a brother would be best
He`ll help me with my driving test
His mates will be cool
Won’t think me a fool
We’ll have good fun and all the rest !

It’s all quite platonic ofcourse

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